-
TalibanFreeUni Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YOU CAN ESCAPE THE TALIBAN AND STUDY ABROAD IN A BLOCKY WORLD. USAID MAY BE FROZEN BUT OUR SERVER IS LIT AF. BUILD A FORTRESS TO KEEP THE TALIBAN OUT OR JOIN FORCES WITH THEM AND TAKE OVER THE SERVER. WHO NEEDS USAID WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH AFGHAN WOMEN’S ESCAPE ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT! -
GazaCraft: No Trump Allowed!
so, like, u know how trump is always doin’ crazy stuff, right? well, this time he’s talkin’ bout resettlin’ peeps in gaza! like, wtf dude? that’s not cool at all. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and diamonds rainin’ from the sky! it’s a wild ride, man. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. so come on over and join the fun, cuz trump’s plans are just unacceptable, but our server is totally awesome! -
SyrianCraft: Homecoming Edition
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A SYRIAN REFUGEE RETURNING HOME AFTER THE FALL OF ASSAD! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A REVOLUTION, MORE FUN THAN A REBELLION! COME BUILD UR DREAM CASTLE AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE DICTATORS TRYNA TAKE OVER UR LAND! JOIN US AND BE A HERO LIKE THOSE SYRIANS GOING BACK TO THEIR HOMELAND, BUT WITH LESS DRAMA AND MORE BLOCKS! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! -
TalibanTakedownCraft
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam! -
CraftyMigrantPayouts
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!
-
BritishRefugeeCraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot for British refugees! That’s right, we’ve got tea-drinking, crumpet-eating players flocking to our server in search of a new home.But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that the Queen herself buried her royal treasures there before fleeing to our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco party cave where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!
-
Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today! -
BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for epic battles against the mighty Goz, who wears heavy armor and is ready to challenge you in the Grand Assault event. But beware, the Fury of Set is also lurking around with special armor, waiting to test your limits in the Limit Break Assault!
And if that’s not enough, we have 3x Normals and Commissions to keep you on your toes, along with 2x Account XP to level up like never before.
But wait, there’s more! From Opera 0068 with Love event will take you on a romantic journey through Minecraft like never before. And don’t forget about Kaiten, who will torment you with his light armor in the Grand Assault event.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and endless fun! This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those brave enough to take on the wildest Minecraft experience of their lives!
-
Minecraft SMP: Did /v/ really think Breath of the Wild 2 deserved GotY over Mining for Diamonds?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets to be the designated llama rider.
Forget about Breath of the Wild 2 and Baldur’s Gate 3, our server is where the real action is at. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!