reserved seating – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BoomerBounceCraft
40ish old ladies, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat
Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!
Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.
Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

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VeganVibesCraft
accommodating vegan, animal products, bad host, extra veggies, fried tofu, vegan, vegan accommodations, vegan choices, vegan cooking, vegan diet, vegan eggs, vegan host, vegan lifestyle, vegan meal, vegan options, vegan pies, vegan preferences, vegan version, VeganVibesCraft, Vegetarian, veggie alternatives
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take dietary preferences to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating a world where the only food available is vegan-friendly.
Our server is perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and even carnivores who want to challenge themselves to eat only plant-based foods. We have special challenges where you must survive on a diet of fried tofu and veggies only – can you handle the tofu-tastic adventure?
But beware, we have a strict rule – no animal products allowed! Just like the strict vegan SIL in the story above, we expect all players to respect the vegan way of life. If you dare to sneak a bite of chicken or eggs, be prepared for the wrath of our vegan overlords!
So come join us on our vegan Minecraft server, where the only thing more outrageous than our dietary restrictions are the insane stories you’ll create along the way!

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ScamCraft: The New Normal
CON, con artist, consumer scam, corporate scam, Deceit, deceptive practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, financial scam, fraud, Manipulation, marketing scam, normal, normalized scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, scam, ScamCraft, societal scam, swindle, Trickery, unethical behavior
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous scams that are so normalized, you won’t even realize you’re being scammed!
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being duped in the most creative ways possible. From fake diamond giveaways to invisible lava traps, we’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to participate in our exclusive “Find the Non-existent End Portal” event, where players will search endlessly for a portal that doesn’t actually exist. It’s the ultimate test of your patience and gullibility!
So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the madness of being scammed in the most hilarious ways possible. Remember, it’s not a scam if you’re having fun…right?

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SushiCraft Minecraft Server
airspace, ALERT, Circles, Conflict, Country, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, interception, international relations, Japan, Military, Minecraft, response, russian aircraft, scrambles jets, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, SushiCraft, Tension, territorial dispute
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action that even japan is scrambling jets! russian aircraft circling around like they’re lost in a maze but don’t worry, we got you covered with our crazy adventures and non-stop fun. join now before the jets come for you too!

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CraftyUkrainePeace
Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainePeace, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, international community, international relations, Négotiation, outside intervention, peace agreements, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political stability, SOVEREIGNTY, Sullivan, territorial integrity, Ukraine, US
LOL ukraine be like “no peace plan for me, thanks!” but we say JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER for ultimate peace and chaos! our server is like a wild west saloon mixed with a unicorn disco party. we got dragons flying around and pigs riding on chickens, it’s a real hootenanny! come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever had in your blocky life! trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy! BOOM!

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Midnight Apocalypse 1.20.1: When the creepers come out to play!

1.20.1, Adventuring, Apocalypse, challenge, Classes, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dimensions, Dungeons, Leveling, looter, midnight, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Modpack, Play, Questing, Quests, Races, Raids, Rockets, Scrolls, Spells, Survival, Teleporting

Server Name	Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1
Server IP	51.222.102.67:25578
Server Location	North America
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/WZbM3dsVne
Modpack Link	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/midnight-apocalypse-forge-1-20-1
GitHub	https://github.com/untubs/Midnight-Reborn

Overview:

Experience the ultimate Minecraft survival challenge with the Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1 modpack, featuring new dimensions, classes, quests, and more!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided: 51.222.102.67:25578

Q: What new dimensions can I explore?

A: The modpack includes dimensions like The End, The Nether, Whole Star System, Aether, and more.

Q: Can I choose a class and race for my character?

A: Yes, you can select from various classes and races, each with unique abilities and effects.

Q: What is the Reputation System?

A: The Reputation System allows you to gain or lose reputation points based on your actions, influencing how NPCs interact with you.

Q: How does the Corpse Management system work?

A: When you die, your body remains in the world for you to recover your items and experience, but other players can loot it. If not recovered in time, your body decays, losing everything.

Q: What can I do in the Lobby?

A: The Lobby is a safe area where you can interact with NPCs, trade, find secrets, and prepare for adventures through warp plate portals.

Best Drumpf Minecraft Server
Absurdity, best, current events, drumpf, election, funny, Government, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Minecraft, mockery, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social commentary, trump, united states
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

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Smut Minecraft SMP Scribbler
adult content, Boundaries, consent, dirty talk, e-bf, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, femanon, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, meet in person, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Community, personalized smut, real, relationship, Roleplay, Scribbler, smp, SMUT, Writer
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Looking for some spicy drama and romance in your virtual life? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a chance to find your very own e-boyfriend or e-girlfriend who will meet you in person and write the steamiest dirty talk and smut you’ve ever seen. Our server is filled with femanons and anons alike, all looking for love and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. From secret affairs to epic betrayals, you never know what drama will unfold next. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected of places.

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CraftyBallScratcher
ah, anxiety, autism, ball scratcher, confrontation skills, CraftyBallScratcher, dice, dnd, female player, geek shop, GRABBING, Junk, scratching, social cues, spectrum, UNCOMFORTABLE, WIBTA
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward encounters with dice-scratching players and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us and leave behind the discomfort of sitting next to someone who can’t read social cues and spends hours pulling and scratching at their junk while you try to focus on the game.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing dice with questionable players or feeling uncomfortable during gameplay. Instead, you can team up with fellow gamers who know how to keep their hands to themselves and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.
So come on over to our server and leave the awkwardness behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our players – just make sure it’s not the kind that needs to be kept in their pants! Join now for a wild ride of hilarious encounters and unforgettable moments.

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CuttingTiesMC SMP
BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, cutting ties, CuttingTiesMC, emotional health, forgiveness, healing, Healing Process, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, self love, Self Respect, self-care, smp, toxic relationships, Trust
Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the drama and cut out all the negativity from your gaming experience!
Join us and experience a world where griefers are turned into adorable bunnies, trolls are transformed into friendly villagers, and hackers are banished to a realm of endless creepers. Our server is like a virtual therapy session where you can let go of all the stress and just focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with like-minded players.
So, if you’re ready to say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of fun-loving adventurers, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the healing begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BlockBusterCraft
accomplishment, BlockBusterCraft, Dedication, determination, goal achieved, growth mindset., hard work, inner strength, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, Proud, reaching milestones, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, self-discipline, success
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the time I built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks on this epic Minecraft server. It was so tall, I swear I could see the moon from the top! And don’t even get me started on the time I tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. It was epic, I tell you!
But enough about me, you should totally join this Minecraft server because we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to pull pranks and have dance parties in the virtual town square. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

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