Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

3d, Claiming, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Husbando, Images, insults, JOINING, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, rules, smp, stealing, Thread, Trash, Trips, waifu

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	279	Dimension Hops:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!

Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.

Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

BreadWaifu’s Minecraft Server

3d, Akari, Bread, BreadWaifus, Claim, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Images, insults, Kill pass, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, Server, Trash, waifu

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can claim your very own Waifu or Husbando! But beware, if someone else has already claimed your dream anime partner, you’ll have to find someone else to simp for.

We have strict rules against stealing, unless you roll trips of course. And remember, only one claim per person – we don’t want any harem drama here.

RP and ERP are allowed, but please keep it private. And insults must be original – we don’t want any recycled trash talk here.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell, but don’t worry, it’s a fun hell with lots of lava and creepers. And if you’re a 3D lover, well, we have to break it to you – 3D is almost always trash.

So come join us for a wild ride of claiming Waifus, dodging insults, and exploring the depths of Minecraft. Just remember, if you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get involved and have some fun!

MoanCraft Minecraft Server

arousal, Communication, Connection, cross-cultural relationships, cultural norms, girl moaning, international experience, Intimacy, love making, Minecraft, MoanCraft, Passion, physical pleasure, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, seduction, Sensuality, Server, sexual experience, sexual expression, sexual satisfaction, vocalization

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll be making girls moan in no time! Our server is so lit, it’s been known to have villagers swooning over our players’ building skills. Join us and become the ultimate block-building Casanova!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted on our server, looking for a player skilled enough to take him down. Will you be the hero that saves the day and wins the heart of all the Minecraft maidens?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your blocky charm! Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated place.

NoWrestleCraft SMP

activities, alternative plans, bros, Chill, Dinner, Downtime, drinks, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, games, Hangout, hobbies, leisure, movies, no wrestling, NoWrestleCraft, Recreation, Relax, smp, socializing, tonight

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo, forget about wrestling tonight because on our Minecraft SMP, we’re having an epic battle royale where we fight each other with diamond swords and enchanted bows! Join us and show off your PvP skills while dodging creepers and skeletons left and right. Who needs wrestling when you can have a real showdown in the world of blocks and pixels? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

NoKidsNoVows Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, abroad, Airbnb, babysitter, BOTTLE, California, CANCELLATION, children, cousin, driving exam, Effort, family, husband, Invitation, LOGISTICS, Minecraft, NoKidsNoVows, per head, refundable, Server, Standard, Vineyard, Wedding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Enchantments Applied:	202	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Are you tired of weddings that don’t allow babies under 12? Look no further, because on our server, babies are not only allowed, but encouraged to join in on the fun! No need to worry about finding a babysitter or missing out on the action – bring your little one along for the ride.

Embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through virtual vineyards and build your own baby-friendly paradise. With plenty of open cups for your baby to drink from (or just for decoration), you’ll never have to worry about leaving them behind again.

So why wait? Join our server now and show your cousin that canceling close to the date because you can’t bring your baby is not only acceptable, but a reason to celebrate! Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – baby bottles optional.

BlockyBroInLawNoGreenCard

affidavit of support, BlockyBroInLawNoGreenCard, brother-in-law, citizenship, Commitment, data driven, Decision making, Dilemma, Engineering, Ethics, family, feelings, financial support, Green Card, Immigrant, immigration, legal document, Realistic, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, sponsor

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build LEGENDS! Join us and let your engineering brain run wild as you create epic structures and redstone contraptions that will blow everyone’s minds.

Just like how this player made a tough decision based on data and facts, you too can make strategic choices in our server. Who needs feelings when you have the power of TNT cannons and secret underground lairs at your disposal?

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the building and crafting, you can always take a stroll through our virtual immigration office and practice filling out Form I-864. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for paperwork!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds?

RebelCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties inflicted, Combat, Conflict, death toll, Fighting, injured, Insurgency, Mali rebels, militants, Military, Minecraft, RebelCraft, Rebellion, security forces, Server, soldiers, violence, Wagner mercenaries, WARFARE

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	1703
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Mali rebels runnin’ around killin’ soldiers and Wagner mercenaries like it’s nobody’s business! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battle in the safety of a virtual world. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, so u can look fly while u fight for survival. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now and become a legendary warrior in our epic Minecraft server!

EUndermineCraft

Alliance, anti-Western, CONSERVATIVE, demise, EU, EUndermineCraft, Europe, european union, Globalism, Government, Hungary, nationalism, nationalism rising, nationalist leader, Politics, populist, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, trump, Warning, Western civilization

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3575	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s better than a unicorn farting rainbows on a double rainbow! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, a chicken and a pig became best friends and built the most epic roller coaster in minecraft history. u can ride it on this server and experience the thrill of a lifetime! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even hungary’s nationalist leader is warning of the EU’s demise and backing Trump in an anti-western speech. if that doesn’t convince u to join, then i don’t know what will! come join us and let’s build a minecraft world that will make even herobrine jealous!

SensoryCraft: 3/5 Senses Online

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we have unlocked the secret to communicating through smell and taste in the game! imagine tasting the sweet victory of defeating a creeper or smelling the fresh grass as you explore the vast world.

we also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory! it’s like a real-life minecraft crossover, except not really because that would be impossible.

oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building intricate structures with their beaks? it’s like a chicken construction crew, but way cooler.

so come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most absurd minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs all 5 senses when you can have taste and smell in the game? it’s a game-changer, literally.

MartianRoverQuest

Ancient, Astrobiology, Curiosity, discovery, Evidence, Exploration, exploration mission, Extraterrestrial, Life, mars rover, MartianRoverQuest, Mission, NASA, perseverance, red planet, research, Robotic, Science, signs, Space, Technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Votes:	468
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

yo, so like, if u wanna find out if there’s aliens on mars, come join our minecraft server cuz we got the inside scoop. our server is like a portal to another dimension where u can explore the red planet and uncover ancient alien civilizations. we got secret missions from NASA and u might even stumble upon some intergalactic creatures. join now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world adventure in minecraft history!

Welcome to BEROSMA: where the only thing beta is our players!

BEROSMA, Beta, Challenging, Difficulty, Focus, gameplay, Hostile, Inspired, loop, Mechanic, Minecart, Minecraft, Mob, MODERN, old school, player, Players, Powercreep, Progression, rebalancing, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Veteran

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	711

BEROSMA <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/smoker-in-mha/">Minecraft Server</a>

BEROSMA Minecraft Server

Server Information:

IP:	berosma.lilypad.gg
Version:	1.21

For more updates and information, join our Discord.

TLDR: Modern Minecraft with old-school mechanics, extra challenges, better progression, and other throwbacks for veteran players (and it’s all 100% free!)

Are you tired of Minecraft being a cakewalk? Do you miss when surviving used to be difficult?

Then you’re in luck! BEROSMA is a brand new server with a concept of making Minecraft more challenging with an old-school twist.

The server is designed for experienced players who prefer the gameplay of older versions, emphasizing on the core gameplay loop and challenging progression through the game.

FAQ:

Q: What is the main concept of the server?

A: To make Minecraft more difficult with old-school mechanics for veteran players.

Q: Are there any overpowered aspects of the game that have been reworked?

A: Yes, elytra and mending have been reworked, and underutilized features such as minecarts have been buffed.

Q: How is progressing through the game different on this server?

A: Extra steps and challenges are required to progress, such as activating a Nether Reactor Core and visiting an Ancient City.

Q: Are there any additional features on the server?

A: Yes, there are Beta-inspired terrain generation, cooldown-free combat, and Waystones among other tweaks.

Q: Is the server free to play?

A: Yes, there are no voting, microtransactions, donations, or any catch involved. It’s all 100% free.

BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Endurance Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have streams that will make you laugh until you cry. Our debut was so epic, it went down in Minecraft history. Plus, our YouTube channel is filled with content that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have unarchived content that is so wild, you won’t believe your eyes. And don’t even get us started on our merch – it’s so cool, you’ll want to wear it every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

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