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TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

> management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

3D anni, application, Cancel, documents, flights, Forgot, fucked up, ina, Inas, Management, Minecraft, No refunds, Pay, reservations, reshoot, smp, submit, travel, visa renewal

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

birthday dinner, Budget, CHECK, Communication, Conflict, covering the bill, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, misunderstanding, Planning, relationship, reservations, ruined birthday, special dinner, splitting the bill, unexpected guests, Upset

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1056	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

TripPanicDineGoneWild

Apologize.., awkward, Communication, Concert, Dinner, embarrassed, family, Friend, Hotel, Irritation, jabs, leaving early, Planning, refund, reservations, ticket, trip, TripPanicDineGoneWild, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you crying like Kelsey? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to have a good time without the drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no passive-aggressive comments about not planning enough activities. Plus, we promise not to give you nasty looks or make you sell your concert ticket just because we can’t communicate properly. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Kelsey-level drama behind!

BroNightOutCraft

adult money, aita, best night, big kid, BroNightOutCraft, deeply in love, Disappointment, exclusive restaurant, Excursion, expensive, fancy night out, Girlfriend, healthy relationship, insensitivity, little brother, NYC, reservations, Romantic, ruined idea, savings, Splurge

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8840
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magic Items Found:	8164
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of NYC and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you may feel left out if you don’t join this server and experience the fun.

Imagine building your own exclusive restaurant in Minecraft, where you can feast on virtual food and drinks without worrying about the bill. And if your girlfriend refuses to join you, no problem! You can bring your baby brother along for a night of swimming in pixelated pools and exploring the city at 3AM.

But be warned, if you don’t join our server, you may end up like the OP’s girlfriend – crying over missed opportunities and feeling left out. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our Minecraft server now and create your own epic adventures without any real-life drama.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

1. Americans, AMERICANS, Avrahim 7. US, blocky, brown people, Christfag, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dna, ENTITLEMENT, Europe, Harmony, holy land 4. religious persecution, Immigrants, irish, Israel 2. land theft, Jews, Kraut 6. Yeshua, native genocide, original lands, palestinians, replica Jew, reservations, settlers 5. Gaza, squatter, stolen property 3. Mexican, SUPREME, unite, white nation, white race

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension Hops:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	219	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magic Items Found:	4813
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Votes:	5902

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	8854
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!