ResentfulCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

    ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server

    ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of receiving gifts like a rock from the side of the road for Mother’s Day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where gift-giving is not only important, it’s mandatory! Our players are experts in thoughtful gifts and will make your birthday a day to remember.

    Join now and experience the joy of receiving a banana picked out by your daughter as a birthday gift. Don’t worry, our players won’t lay on the couch all day with a head cold and forget to wrap your present – they are dedicated to making every birthday special.

    Don’t let your husband ruin another birthday or holiday, come join our server and let us show you how gift-giving should be done. Who needs excuses when you have a community of gift-giving experts ready to make every occasion unforgettable?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on to your computer, ready to enter the world of blocky adventures, when suddenly your screen starts glitching out and before you know it, you’re sucked into a virtual world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, participate in epic dance battles with skeletons, and build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret disco party hidden deep within the caves.

    So what are you waiting for? Turn on your computer and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: No Pen15, No Problem

    Minecraft SMP: No Pen15, No Problem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where being a virgin is a badge of honor! Our server is filled with players who have done everything except the traditional forms of sex, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to get your rocks off in-game.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of rubbing your pixelated cock on all sorts of blocky surfaces. From towering castles to deep underground caves, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your virtual adventures with.

    So come on, join our server and show off your non-traditional virginity with pride. Who needs penis in vagina or anus sex when you can have a whole world of fun right at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wedding Woes – Minecraft Edition

    Wedding Woes – Minecraft Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being left out of weddings just because you’re married? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited, even if you bring your whole extended family along! We believe in inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome, even if they’re not the bride or groom. Plus, we have a special “Wedding Drama” mini-game where you can reenact your own wedding invite woes and come out victorious. So come join us and never worry about being excluded from a wedding again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ToxicBeliefSMP – What’s Common?

    ToxicBeliefSMP – What’s Common?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources peacefully? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Forget about mining for diamonds or farming for food, on our server, the only way to survive is by engaging in epic battles with other players! We have a strict “kill or be killed” policy, so sharpen your swords and get ready to fight for your life!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a taste for player flesh. Can you defeat this mighty beast and claim the title of Dragon Slayer? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this ultimate challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of laughter (if you don’t get eaten by a creeper first)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMiner69

    CraftyMiner69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a profession that will make you weak in the knees – professional potato farmers! That’s right, imagine strutting around with your diamond hoe, tending to your precious potato crops like a boss. And don’t even get us started on the potato fashion show every Friday night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperers. These mystical beings have the ability to communicate with llamas on a spiritual level, leading to epic llama dance parties and llama racing competitions. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and leave you in stitches, join us now and become part of the wackiest community in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SadoSlavesCraft

    SadoSlavesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u kno wat else japan refuses to release? the name of our epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got secret korean slave laborers mining diamonds for us in the sado mines! it’s like a real-life quest but in minecraft! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers out of its eyes! so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is so lit, even japan can’t handle it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MediterraneanCraft: Stress-Free Zone

    MediterraneanCraft: Stress-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server and you will feel like you are following the mediterranean diet but in minecraft form. stress? what stress? on this server, you will feel so chill and relaxed that you will forget all about the traditional western diet. our virtual mediterranean diet will have you feeling like a greek god in no time. come join us and lower your perception of stress while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs real life stress when you can have virtual relaxation? come join us now and experience the ultimate chill vibes in minecraft form.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LegadoMC

    LegadoMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Custom Survival Server without losing the essence of Vanilla exploration!!, own economy, casino, maps for PvP, Raffles and VIP rank events, daily missions and many other things!!

    188.40.251.43

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP