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ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crops Grown:	9814
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	32858	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	1021	Secret Passages Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	372876
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Animals Bred:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

play.auraforge.net

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	97
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	1417	Horror Stories Survived:	2

MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

play.minezones.org:40000

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, desire, emotional connection, fulfillment, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, Minecraft, NoWomanSex, personal growth, Prostitutes, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-control, Server, sex, sexual desire, sexual experience, temptation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

bloodborne, bonfire, Challenges, Character planners, Community, DANK, dark souls, demons souls, discussion, dsg, elden ring, FAQ, FromSoftware, gameplay, games, general, King’s Field, Lore, Minecraft, online tips, Resources, sekiro, smp, Souls, Souls Games, strategy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Android 18, Anime, Ball, BULMA, Cell, Chi-Chi, dragon ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Majin buu, Master Roshi, Minecraft, Mr. Satan, Piccolo, Server, Tiền, useless, useless character, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	1209	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	158

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Legs Up Minecraft Server

body flexibility, flexibility training, leg flexibility challenges, leg flexibility exercises, leg flexibility goals, leg flexibility inspiration, leg flexibility motivation, leg flexibility progress, leg flexibility routine, leg flexibility stretches, leg flexibility techniques, leg flexibility tips, leg flexibility workout, leg strength, Legs, legs flexibility, Minecraft, Physical fitness, Server, stretching exercises, yoga poses, Yoga Practice

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	515687
Mines Excavated:	4569	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!

The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4

Community, coping mechanisms, friendship, Gathering, group therapy, hikikomori, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Wellness, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Socialize, support group

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders.

Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!