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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8351 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 623291 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. The whole server couldn’t stop laughing for days!
But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our weekly “Pig Racing” competitions – those pigs are faster than you’d think!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe accidentally set your house on fire. It’s all in good fun, right?
