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  • ExHubDollPlaytime

    ExHubDollPlaytime

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they can control your doll collection? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all doll collectors, whether you’re into Barbies, Monster High, or even those elusive Ever After High dolls.

    Join us and escape the drama of overpriced dolls and exes who just don’t understand the value of a good collection. On our server, you can build your dream dollhouse, complete with all the rare and expensive dolls you desire. And don’t worry, no one will judge you for hoarding dolls or hiding them from your daughter (we’ve all been there).

    So come on over and let your inner doll collector shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual dolls that are worth more than $1200 (but hopefully not, because that’s just ridiculous). Let’s play together and show the world that dolls are meant to be played with, no matter the cost!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

    BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

    Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!

    ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your looting skills? Look no further than our server, where you can snatch up all the best gear before anyone else even has a chance! Just like the resellers at the thrift store, you’ll need to be quick and strategic to beat out the competition.

    Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.

    So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

    Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

    Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

    CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

    1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • – JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

    – JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.

    2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

    PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz2024: Where Villagers Rule and Diamonds Drool!

    CraftyCreeperz2024: Where Villagers Rule and Diamonds Drool!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    In the year 2024, a group of alien llamas crash-landed on our server and brought with them a magical potion that turns players into flying unicorns. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING UNICORNS! But beware, there are also zombie chickens roaming around looking for their next victim.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond bacon – a rare and delicious treat that will give you superpowers for a limited time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the blocks dance to the beat of the music.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s make 2024 the most unforgettable year in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creativity knows no bounds! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unicorn sightings (if you’re lucky)!

    Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to construct your dream castle made of diamonds or a giant statue of a potato (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle, summon dragons for tea parties, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure of the Nether realm or become best friends with a creeper (just don’t get too close).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP