Researchers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftDiabetesRisk

researchers, Persistently unhealthy sleep, preventative measures, type 2 diabetes, increased risk

come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will never have unhealthy sleep again! we guarantee that you will either sleep too much or not enough, just like in real life! and guess what? if you join our server, you will have a significantly increased risk of finding diamonds and rare loot! our diverse adult population of players will make sure you have the best time ever, no matter what race or economic background you come from. so what are you waiting for? join now and start your diabetes-inducing adventure today!

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COVIDCraft: Evolved & Revived

CovidCraft, researchers, REVIVED, New England Journal of Medicine, DEVELOPING

WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THE ODDS OF GETTIN’ LONG COVID DROPPED WHEN YOU START PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER! YUP, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO MAGICAL, IT CAN EVEN HEAL YA FROM A GLOBAL PANDEMIC! JUST LOG ON AND WATCH YOUR SYMPTOMS DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC! NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! SO WHAT ARE YA WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE HEALIN’ POWERS OF MINECRAFT!

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MagicShroomMadness

Time, cognitive function, trip, psychoactive substance, DRUG

hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like takin a trip on magic mushrooms, but without the weird hallucinations (unless u want that, then we got u covered).

our server is so lit that it will distort ur sense of space, time, and self, just like those psychedelic compounds in magic mushrooms. u’ll be buildin ur virtual world one minute, and the next minute u’ll be wonderin if u are actually a blocky character in a pixelated universe.

join us for a mind-bending experience that will have u questionin reality itself. and hey, if u ever get lost in the virtual world, just remember to follow the rainbow sheep to find ur way back home. trust me, those rainbow sheep know all the secrets of the universe.

so what are u waitin for? come join our server and let’s get trippy together! 🍄🌈🐑 #minecraftmagic #rainbowsheep #blockyadventures

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BayesianCraft: Incubation Estimation

data processing, estimate, researchers, Bayesian approach, Incubation

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where the chickens lay diamond eggs and the pigs can fly. But wait, there’s more! The zombies are actually friendly and will help you build your dream castle. And get this, every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

But that’s not even the best part. The researchers on this server have developed a new Bayesian approach to estimate incubation times based on coarsely observed data. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds super fancy and important, so you know this server is legit.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends.

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PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

Methylation, survival rates, Dna, cure, breakthrough discovery

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

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AlzCraft: Hydrogel Insights & Neuronal Nonsense

Significant, nonsense, amyloid-like structures, study, research

come join our epic minecraft server where we use hydrogel matrix to build the craziest structures ever! our researchers have discovered the secrets of Alzheimer’s disease and now we’re using that knowledge to create mind-blowing creations in game. join us and help us accelerate the development of therapeutic strategies while having a blast in the virtual world. who knew curing Alzheimer’s could be so much fun in minecraft!

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ToxicGasWatchMC

hazardous materials, health risks, ToxicGasWatchMC, Development, innovation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a detector for toxic farts! no more stinky surprises while mining for diamonds, we got your back! plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers trying to ruin your fun. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

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FungiFeverCraft

Chinese hospitals, Adapt, higher temperatures, researchers, humans

join our epic minecraft server and battle against fungi that have evolved to resist drugs thanks to climate change! imagine facing off against a giant mushroom boss that can heal itself and summon spore minions to attack you. but don’t worry, you can craft special anti-fungal potions to defeat them and save the day! come join the fun and help us save the world from the fungal apocalypse!

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UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

Boost, low-intensity ultrasound, Ultrasound technology, daydreaming, noninvasive

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

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BrainCrafters: Mapping Minds & Mining Memes

lipid metabolism, brain structure, brain function, Minds.., brain imaging

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BRAIN BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT LIPIDS! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY WORLD OF BRAIN LIPIDS IN MINECRAFT!

WE GOT LIPIDS FOR DAYS, FOLKS! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LIPIDS, RIDE A LIPID HORSE, OR EVEN FIGHT A LIPID DRAGON!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LIPID MASTER! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT LIPIDS, AMIRITE?

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE BRAIN LIPID SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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