Researchers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BatGlowCraft

feet, tags, UV light, Mexican bats, Hairs

yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!

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FarmFruitFrenzy

low yields, research, cyclic pattern, alternate bearing, agricultural research

come join our epic minecraft server where we take farming to a whole new level! we have created a wacky ecosystem where trees go crazy and produce insane amounts of fruit and nuts one year, only to be lazy and produce nothing the next! it’s like a rollercoaster of harvests, you never know what you’re gonna get! join now to experience the thrill of alternate bearing and see if you can keep up with the wild fluctuations in production! it’s a farm-tastic adventure waiting for you!

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BrainCellBoomers

Alzheimer’s disease, researchers, neurology, discovery, findings

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN BRAIN CELLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

WE’VE GOT BRAIN CELLS THAT AGE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER! AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN CELL KINGDOM AND RULE OVER THE ALZHEIMER’S CELLS LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BRAIN CELLS GONE WILD IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GET LIT, Y’ALL!

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DopamineCraft: Memory Mayhem

brain function, Psychology, dopamine, researchers, MAYHEM

so, like, u kno how u play minecraft and u like, forget where u put ur diamonds or ur secret base? well, dis server is like, gonna make u remember EVERYTHING cuz we got dat dopamine flowin’ like crazy up in here. u gonna be buildin’ epic castles and redstone contraptions like u never seen before cuz ur memory gonna be ON POINT. join dis server and never forget where u put ur stuff again, it’s like memory magic or somethin’. trust me, u gonna be mind blown by how good ur memory gonna get on dis server. so come on, join us and let the dopamine do its thang!

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GlacialVirusCraft

climatic periods, microbial communities, genetic sequencing, virus metagenome, colder climate

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like a time machine for viruses! We got ancient viruses from 41,000 years ago trapped in ice, just waiting to be unleashed! Join us and witness the epic battle of virus communities adapting to warmer and colder climates. It’s like a soap opera, but with viruses! So come on, join da fun and see what crazy virus shenanigans await you on dis server!

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LoveCraftedBrains

Human, Science, emotions, close feelings, species

So, like, we got this amazin’ Minecraft server that will activate ALL the parts of your brain, not just six types of love but like, ALL of ’em! It’s like a brain workout, but way more fun cuz you get to build stuff and blow stuff up.

Join our server and feel the love flow through your brain as you interact with humans, animals, and even nature. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening, right? Plus, we have the most epic pixel art of heart emojis you’ve ever seen. It’s like, love at first sight, man.

So, if you wanna activate all the love in your brain and have a blast doin’ it, join our server now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, amirite?

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InfoHoardingKids

study, researchers, memory retention, immature, Development

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!

our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?

so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!

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GoldenMilkCraft

EASY, UGA, trendy, homemade, GoldenMilkCraft

so, like, u ever wanted to drink golden milk latte in minecraft? well, now u can on this server! our researchers have like, totally developed an ‘instant’ version of this trendy drink in the game. it’s like, so cool and hip, u gotta join just to try it out. plus, there’s a rumor that drinking this golden milk latte in the game gives u superpowers. like, u can fly and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude. so come join us and experience the magic of golden milk lattes in minecraft. it’s gonna blow ur mind, man.

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FireproofGelCraft

engineered gel, researchers, Homes, gel technology, water-enhancing gel

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u why u gotta join this server! so get this, our researchers have engineered a water-enhancing gel that turns into a silica-based aerogel under heat! like whaaat?! this gel is gonna protect ur homes and critical infrastructure from wildfires like no other! u won’t find this kind of protection on any other server, trust me! so come join us and let’s build and survive together in this crazy world of minecraft! u won’t regret it, i promise!

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AtomicSpeedCrafters

researchers, picoseconds, New Light, laser technology, ultra fast

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so fast it makes attoseconds look slow? well, boy do i have the server for u! we’re talkin’ atomic processes that move faster than a baby cheetah on roller skates.

join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at the speed of light, building epic structures in the blink of an eye, and battling mobs with lightning-fast reflexes.

our researchers have discovered the secret to harnessing the power of attoseconds in minecraft, and now you can be a part of this groundbreaking experiment.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and see just how fast you can go in the world of minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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