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  • MemoryCraft: EnzymeElixir

    MemoryCraft: EnzymeElixir
    hey u! yea u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well, let me tell u why u should join!

    so, like, there’s this crazy enzyme that scientists found that helps update memories in ur brain. but get this, blocking the enzyme actually made mice remember better! like, mind blown, right?! imagine what it could do for ur minecraft skills!

    join our server and u’ll be like a memory master, remembering all the secret crafting recipes and where u left ur diamonds. u’ll be unstoppable! plus, who knows what other crazy discoveries we’ll make on this server. maybe we’ll find a potion that turns u into a dragon or something. who knows, the possibilities are endless!

    so, what r u waiting for?! come join our server and become a memory wizard in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!

    VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!
    so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a dark cave with no way out? well, this server is like the vinegar to ur depression! join us and u will feel like ur floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows! seriously, our players have reported feeling happier, more energetic, and just all around awesome after playing on our server. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn! so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join us? come on, let’s fly together to happiness and rainbows!

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  • NerveCraft19: Autonomic Apocalypse

    NerveCraft19: Autonomic Apocalypse
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly COVID-19 comes out of nowhere and infects all the autonomic nerves on the server! But here’s the twist – instead of getting sick, your character actually gets superpowers! Like, you can fly without wings and shoot fireballs out of your hands! It’s like a crazy, apocalyptic world where the virus gives you powers instead of making you sick. So come join our server and see if you can survive the COVID-19 apocalypse and become the ultimate superhuman Minecraft warrior! It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • CraftyCannaRelief

    CraftyCannaRelief
    join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!

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  • BlockyBroDefense

    BlockyBroDefense
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

    Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!

    BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!
    join our epic minecraft server and never miss breakfast again! our virtual world is filled with delicious virtual breakfast options to start your day off right. from virtual pancakes to virtual bacon and eggs, we’ve got it all!

    not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.

    so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

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  • ADHD Noise Boosters Server

    ADHD Noise Boosters Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE WHITE AND PINK NOISE FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADDICTION! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IMPROVE LIKE MAGIC!

    WE HAVE SPECIAL NOISE BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM, HELPING YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND MINE LIKE A PRO!

    SO IF YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM MINECRAFT ADHD, THIS SERVER IS YOUR CURE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF WHITE AND PINK NOISE IN MINECRAFT! #BESTSERVEREVER #FOCUSFORDAYS

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  • CraftyCritterz

    CraftyCritterz
    So, like, come join our server, where we have, like, the most epic adventures and crazy shenanigans you can imagine! We have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips, it’s totally insane, dude!

    Once, this player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a talking chicken who only spoke in riddles. And another time, a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and ended in a pool of rainbow water. It was, like, totally epic!

    And, like, did you know that our server is the only place where you can find a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours? It’s, like, the craziest thing ever!

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so, like, what are you waiting for? Join now!

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  • CocoaCrafters: Climate-Proof Plants!

    CocoaCrafters: Climate-Proof Plants!
    HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PLANTS THAT MAKE CLIMATE-PROOF CHOCOLATE, YUP YOU HEARD RIGHT! THESE PLANTS WERE DISCOVERED BY SCIENTISTS IN SOME RANDOM RAIN FOREST IN SOUTH AMERICA. THEY’RE LIKE COUSINS TO THE CACAO TREE THAT GIVES US CHOCOLATE.

    IMAGINE HAVING CHOCOLATE THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANY WEATHER, LIKE A SUPERHERO CHOCOLATE OR SOMETHING. JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE PART OF THIS CRAZY CHOCOLATE REVOLUTION. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL STUMBLE UPON A GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BAR THAT GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS IN THE GAME.

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S EXPLORE THIS WACKY WORLD OF CLIMATE-PROOF CHOCOLATE TOGETHER. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER INSANE DISCOVERIES WE’LL FIND NEXT!

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  • Nicotine Analog Adventures

    Nicotine Analog Adventures
    yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! lemme tell u a lil secret, our server is like a treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for u to dig in and claim ur riches!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!

    and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?

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