so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!
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MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan
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DarkCraft: Psychotic PVP
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush reasons for you to join, bro!So, get this, our server is like the ultimate battleground for dark personality traits! We’re talking low honest-humility, lack of sincerity, fairness, and modesty all up in here. And guess what? Those traits predict support for political violence in Australia and the US! It’s like a psychological rollercoaster up in this server, man!
But wait, there’s more! Psychopathy is a strong predictor of political violence in the US on our server. So if you’re a bit of a psychopath, this is the place for you, my dude!
Join now for a wild ride of chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of political violence. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
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MarsRocksMine: Water & Life
come join our epic minecraft server where we have ROCKS FROM MARS!!! that’s right, you can collect rocks from the red planet and bring them back to earth like a space explorer. who knows, maybe you’ll find water or even ALIENS living in those rocks! join now for a chance to be the first to discover extraterrestrial life in minecraft. it’s out of this world, literally!
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NeuroCraft: Placebo Quest
join our epic minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we have a secret quest where you must find the roots of the placebo effect in the game. neuroscientists have hidden clues all over the map, leading you to the brain circuit that delivers ultimate relief in the form of diamonds and gold! but be warned, the journey is not for the faint of heart. you must battle zombie scientists and skeleton researchers along the way. only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover the mystery and claim the ultimate prize. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most mind-blowing adventure in minecraft history!
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HungryCrafters
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, your parents’ eating habits start influencing how you respond to food in the game. like, if your parents are all about that junk food, you become an avid eater in the game, always munching on virtual snacks and stuff. but if your parents are all about that healthy lifestyle, you become a super picky eater in the game, only going for the most nutritious virtual treats. it’s wild, man. you gotta join this server just to see how your in-game food choices are affected by your real-life fam’s eating habits. trust me, it’s a game-changer. literally.
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SlothVirus Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this server cuz there’s a crazy sloth virus goin around in europe and the only cure is to play minecraft on this server! scientists are freakin out man, they say the only way to fight off the virus is to build the most epic sloth statue in minecraft history! so join now and save the world from the sloth apocalypse! trust me, u don’t wanna be caught without a diamond pickaxe when those sloths come knockin on ur door!
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DietCraft: Brain Boosters & Blockheads
join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret potion that makes your brain HUGE and super smart like a wizard! we did a study on over 500,000 players and found that those who follow our anti-inflammatory diet have the biggest brains and never forget where they put their diamonds! forget those proinflammatory servers, come join us and become a minecraft genius!
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AgeBurst44n60Craft
join our epic minecraft server where we defy the laws of aging just like these wacky scientists! at 44, your character will suddenly turn into a baby, complete with diaper and pacifier. but wait, there’s more! at 60, you will transform into a wise old wizard with magical powers to rule the server! who needs botox when you have minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the aging process!
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NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!
Yo, come join this wild Minecraft server where we got pigs overdosing on opioids left and right! But don’t worry, we got this crazy implantable device called “iSOS” that detects overdoses and shoots out naloxone like it’s confetti at a party. These pigs be living on the edge, but thanks to our high-tech gadget, they’re back on their feet in no time. Join now for a real adrenaline rush and see if you can save more pigs than our automated naloxone dispenser! It’s a piggy party you won’t want to miss!
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MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage
come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!