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LymeCraft DNA Study Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. -
InflamedMindsMC
low-grade inflammation, depression, InflamedMindsMC, childhood mental health, adolescence inflammationso, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo. -
DebiasCraft: The Science Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness! -
PsychoParentProbsMC
come join our minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and craziness of life! we have so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain! imagine building a house with a llama as your architect, or fighting off zombies with a carrot as your weapon.our server is like a therapy session for your inner child, where you can let loose and have fun without any judgment. we even have a special area where you can battle it out with other players using only your best dance moves.
so if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and let your imagination run wild, come join us! who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama architecture or zombie carrot fighting. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!
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ACEcraft: Guns ‘n’ Roses
So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got all da guns and stuff! Like, if you had a rough childhood, dis is da place for you! We got all da crazy guns and weapons to make you feel safe and stuff. Plus, like, we got crazy stories of people getting attacked by creepers and zombies, so you gotta be ready to defend yourself at all times! Join us and feel the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world full of danger and excitement! -
DeforestationFailsButWePrevail
so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad -
MetforminCraft: No Dementia Here!
so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got the craziest adventures waiting for u, like seriously.imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they start leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil chicken overlords trying to steal it first.
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? it’s lit, trust me.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
so come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?)
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HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY! -
BlockBusterVirusProtection
LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD GIANT STATUES OF ANTI-BODIES TO FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE VIRUSES! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT OFFERS SWEEPING PROTECTION AGAINST EVOLVING SARS-COV-2 VIRUS! U CAN TEAM UP WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO CREATE A VACCINE FOR THE WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE FROM THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS! #BLOCKSNOTVIRUSES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES