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  • AnhedoniaCraft: EmoBluntz & Brainz

    AnhedoniaCraft: EmoBluntz & Brainz
    so, like, join this epic minecraft server cuz we got all the lolz and craziness you could ever want! our players are so hyped up, they make the brain go all wacky and stuff. we did some research and found out that playing on our server can actually make you feel all the feels, even if you got that anhedonia thingy.

    our server is like a rollercoaster for your brain, with all the attentional networks firing off like fireworks. you’ll be so entertained, you won’t even know what hit you. come join us and experience the emotional blunting in a whole new way, with sustained brain activity that will blow your mind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • WegovyCraft: Lose weight, not hearts!

    WegovyCraft: Lose weight, not hearts!
    LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got weight-loss drugs dat magically make COVID disappear! YASSS, you heard right, take a dose of Wegovy and BAM, no more COVID deaths fo’ you! Plus, dis drug also reduces da risk of heart attack and stroke, so you can mine and craft all day without worryin’ bout yo health. Ain’t dat just amazeballs? So what you waitin’ for? Join dis server now and start poppin’ dem weight-loss pills like there’s no tomorrow! #wegovy4lyfe #minecraftmagic

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  • MonkeyCraft: Name Chat 🐒🎮

    MonkeyCraft: Name Chat 🐒🎮
    LOL u ever seen a monkey talkin to his homie like “hey bro, pass me that banana”? well on this server, we got monkeys that use NAMES to talk to each other! imagine logging on and seeing a monkey named Bobo asking for a pickaxe! join now for the most HILARIOUS and WILD conversations you’ll ever witness in Minecraft! 🐒🍌

    PLUS, rumor has it that these monkeys have built their own secret treehouse kingdom where they throw EPIC banana parties every night! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and get ready to party like a monkey in the jungle! 🌴🎉

    oh, and did we mention that these monkeys are also expert builders? they’ve recreated famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China entirely out of bananas! come see these amazing creations for yourself and be amazed by the talent of our monkey friends! 🍌🏰

    so what are you waiting for? come join the craziest and most bananas Minecraft server out there! you won’t regret it, we promise! 🐵💥 #monkeymadness #bananabuilders

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  • NameCraft: FaceMatch

    NameCraft: FaceMatch
    join this epic minecraft server where your in-game name will shape your appearance! if your name is steve, you’ll start to look more blocky and square. but if your name is diamondprincess123, you’ll sparkle and shine like a rare gem in the mines!

    we’ve got crazy stories of players who changed their names to “creeper” and suddenly started exploding randomly! or how about the player who changed their name to “enderdragon” and grew wings to fly around the server wreaking havoc!

    come join us and see how your in-game name will transform you in this wacky and wild minecraft world! who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into with your new look!

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  • Crafter’s Memory Loss Server

    Crafter’s Memory Loss Server
    hey u! ya u! u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u gotta join this one cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama wearing a top hat! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what day it is!

    our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!

    join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!

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  • PiCraft: String Theory Goof

    PiCraft: String Theory Goof
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! SO BASICALLY, A BUNCH OF STRING THEORISTS WERE MESSING AROUND AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED A NEW FORMULA FOR PI. LIKE WHAT EVEN?! SO NOW, THEY DECIDED TO CREATE A MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?

    JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT TALK, AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE.

    ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN IN DISGUISE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC LOLZ AND MIND-BLOWING FUN!

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  • MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!

    MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the way you mine for diamonds actually helps you solve math problems! It’s like, so crazy, man. You’ll be digging away and suddenly BAM, you remember the quadratic formula like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the more math problems you solve, the more epic loot you get in the game. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy feature where solving puzzles can actually alter your memory. Like, you could be trying to figure out how to build a redstone contraption and then BOOM, you remember your 5th grade teacher’s phone number. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

    And get this, sometimes solving problems can even create false memories. Like, you could swear you saw a herd of pink sheep running through the server, but it was just your brain playing tricks on you. It’s a wild ride, man.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server where math and memory collide in the most outrageous ways. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have? It’s gonna be a blast, dude.

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  • SunCraft: Hotter & Faster

    SunCraft: Hotter & Faster
    yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sun is like, the main attraction? well, this server is like, outta this world, literally! our spacecraft studying the sun found out some crazy stuff, like how solar winds are hotter than ur mom’s cooking and faster than a cheetah on speed!

    join us on this epic adventure as we explore the mysteries of the sun and maybe even uncover some alien secrets along the way. plus, we have like, the best pixelated sunsets you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make ur eyes pop out of ur head like a cartoon character.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s make the sun our bff forever! oh, and did we mention we have space llamas? yeah, u heard that right. SPACE LLAMAS. they’re like, the coolest thing since sliced bread, trust us.

    so come on over and let’s have a blast on this solar-powered minecraft server like no other! see u there, sun worshippers! 🌞🚀🦙

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  • MineCraftTraumaLand

    MineCraftTraumaLand
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and sometimes u just get so stressed out cuz u keep dying and losing all ur stuff? well, this server is like therapy for ur minecraft trauma, bro. join us and let all that emotional distress melt away as u build ur dream world with ur new friends. age doesn’t matter, we all just here to have a good time and forget about our problems. come join us and let’s heal together, one block at a time.

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  • ArcticAntibioticsCraft

    ArcticAntibioticsCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!

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