so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ur skincare products are shook? well, boy do i have the server for u! our server is so epic, it’s been scientifically proven that using skincare products while playing on it can make u a total boss. like, ur urine levels will be off the charts with phthalates, whatever that means. join now for a skincare routine like no other!
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Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server
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Doc Harassment Zone
come join our minecraft server cuz we have doctors getting sexually harassed by patients! it’s like a soap opera but in block form! watch as the drama unfolds and the creepers explode in the background. with over 50% of female doctors affected, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come build your own hospital and see if you can avoid the unwanted advances of your pixelated patients. who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places. join now for a medical adventure like no other!
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Positivity Pathways: Anxiety & Depression
LOL come join dis server where we BAN positivity cuz it causes ANXIETY and DEPRESSION! We got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our community is so toxic you’ll feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to happiness forever!
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Conch Reserve Replenish Fun
so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, imagine if u could protect the queen conch population in the bahamas too! on our server, we have this magical power that makes the queen conch populations in marine reserves grow like crazy! it’s like we’re the guardians of the ocean or something. join us and help save the queen conchs while building epic castles and stuff. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and be a part of something truly magical!
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Rolling Stop Rave
join our epic minecraft server where we let you YIELD at stop signs like a boss! oregon state university said it’s safe so why not trust them? come roll through our virtual world and experience the thrill of not stopping at stop signs! watch out for crazy drivers and bicyclists who also don’t stop because they’re too busy having a blast! don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!
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Samarium 146 Dating Fun
Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we measure radioactive half-lives like samarium-146 with the highest accuracy eva! You wanna date events from the early solar system? We gotchu covered, fam! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are like “whoa, this place is bomb!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures, cuz on this server, anything can happen! Join now and let’s get this party started!
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Pain-Free Mindful Craft
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from the real world and chill in a virtual world where u can build stuff and mine for diamonds? well, this server is the place to be, man. like, seriously, if u join this server, all ur pain and negative emotions will just disappear, dude. it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s minecraft. u can meditate while u mine for diamonds and feel all zen and stuff. it’s like therapy, but with creepers and endermen. so, like, join this server now and say goodbye to all ur pain and stress. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
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SpaceCrafters UFO Zone
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have aliens running around everywhere! We have UFOs flying overhead and aliens abducting players for fun! It’s a wacky world where you never know what extraterrestrial adventure awaits you next. Join now and become part of the alien invasion craze! Who needs to build houses when you can build spaceships to escape the alien takeover? Don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join our server now!
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HopelessCraft – IranianEdition
are you BORED of being dissatisfied and hopeless like those Iranians? then JOIN our MINECRAFT server and feel the JOY and EXCITEMENT of building your own VIRTUAL world!our server is so FUN and CRAZY, it will make you forget all about real life problems! we have GIANT chickens that can FLY, talking CREEPERS that tell jokes, and a secret DIAMOND mine that only the most BRAVE players can find!
come join us and be part of our WACKY community where anything is possible! who needs real life when you can have an EPIC adventure in our Minecraft server! JOIN NOW and say goodbye to boredom and hopelessness FOREVER!
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Blocky Bowel Busters
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will be so addicted, you’ll forget to pee and poop properly like a normal human being! our server is so lit, it’ll make your bladder and bowels dysfunctional in no time! say goodbye to bathroom breaks and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! come on, who needs proper bodily functions when you can have a minecraft addiction instead? join now and embrace the dysfunction!