Join us and experience the power of circadian-informed lighting, where you’ll be building epic castles and battling mobs all night long without feeling like a zombie the next day. Trust me, once you go circadian, you’ll never wanna go back to regular old Minecraft servers. So come on, join us and level up your gaming experience in the most lit way possible. Let’s get this party started, baby!
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Biological Block Party
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the lighting is all synced up to your body clock, bro. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds at 3am and still feeling fresh as a daisy, man. No more tired eyes or falling asleep at your keyboard, this server got your back, dude. -
Neolithic Farming Fun in Morocco
yo, so like, if u wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! we got this wild story about a previously unknown Neolithic farming community discovered in Morocco. like, who even knew that was a thing?? but on this server, u can be part of that community and build ur own Neolithic farm with ur virtual pals. imagine the epic battles u can have with other players over who has the best crops or the most cows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. u can’t beat that, amirite?? so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get farming, y’all! 🌾🐄🔥 -
PixelPotty Panic Server
so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?
plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.
so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!
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Lost Smell Syndrome Craft
so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
Wild Orca’s Cove: Hunt & Craft
join our epic minecraft server where wild orcas have been spotted hunting dolphins off the coast of chile in a scientific first! watch as these majestic creatures battle it out in the ultimate showdown for survival, all while you build your own epic creations in the game! swim with the orcas, ride dolphins into battle, and witness nature at its most brutal and beautiful. join now for a truly wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in minecraft before! -
Extinct Feline Revival: Purr-fect Achievement
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where scientists have just discovered a brand new species of cats that were thought to be extinct for DECADES. imagine exploring the world and stumbling upon these rare and majestic creatures, it’s like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt.we have created a special area in the server dedicated to these feline friends, where you can interact with them, feed them fish, and even ride them into battle against creepers and skeletons. it’s a purrfectly pawsome experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
join us now and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover other mythical creatures like unicorns or dragons lurking in the shadows. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!
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Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers
yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!
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Crafty Gender Wars
So, like, this server is like totally out of this world, ya know? We got girls slayin’ it in reading and boys crushin’ it in science, like whoa! And get this, in this server, the girls are like the queens of the land, ruling over all with their epic reading skills. And the boys? Well, they’re like the mad scientists, creating crazy contraptions and blowing stuff up left and right. It’s a total gender showdown, but in the most epic way possible. So, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and show off your academic strengths in the most insane Minecraft server ever! -
TouchyCraft: ADHD Edition
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.
but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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BlockyBabies ADHD & Autism Hub
join our minecraft server and escape the horrors of obesity during pregnancy! we have magical potions that will make your child immune to ADHD, autism, and conduct disorders! our server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear and you can build the craziest structures without a care in the world. come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality!
