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  • Fly Brain Breakthrough – Huge Leap

    Fly Brain Breakthrough – Huge Leap
    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we have a fly brain breakthrough that is a HUGE LEAP in unlocking the human mind. imagine flying around in minecraft with the power of your brain! it’s like telekinesis but for flying.

    join our server and become a master of the skies, soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. our server is full of crazy adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will leave u questioning reality.

    so what r u waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate minecraft server with the power of a fly brain breakthrough. trust me, u won’t regret it. fly high, my friends, fly high. 🚀🧠 #mindblown #minecraftmadness

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  • Momma’s PettyCraft Minecraft Server

    Momma’s PettyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest block castle!

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with moms trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned virtual money. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and battles against pixelated dragons (yes, dragons in Minecraft, don’t question it).

    Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether your virtual farm animals are producing enough wool. Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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  • Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

    Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

    join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

    imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

    so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • Pixel Vessel Quest

    Pixel Vessel Quest
    hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see inside ur body without actually cutting urself open? well now u can on our minecraft server! we got this crazy new thing called photoacoustic tomography that lets u see all ur blood vessels and stuff in super high def. it’s like an x-ray but way cooler. imagine being able to look at ur heart and be like “wow, that’s my heart beating right there!” u gotta join our server to experience this mind-blowing technology for urself. plus, u never know what other crazy inventions we might come up with next. so come on, join us and let’s explore the inner workings of ur body together!

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  • NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

    NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Hybrid Virus Chronicles

    Hybrid Virus Chronicles
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

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  • Latin HappyCraft

    Latin HappyCraft
    come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • PixelPotionCraft

    PixelPotionCraft
    So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

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