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  • Happy Sleep Wearables

    Happy Sleep Wearables
    lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

    Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

    So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

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  • Nano Tea Bag Plastix

    Nano Tea Bag Plastix
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

    We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

    Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

    So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

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  • Quantum Laser Quest

    Quantum Laser Quest
    YO YO YO, LISTEN UP GAMERS! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY PLACE!

    SO, GET THIS, SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED A TINY LASER THAT’S LIKE A MATCHBOX BUT POWERS UP LIKE A TABLETOP LASER! IT’S LIKE HAVING A LASER GUN IN YOUR POCKET, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S TOTALLY SAFE!

    ON THIS SERVER, WE USE THAT LASER TO MINE DIAMONDS LIKE A BOSS! IMAGINE BLASTING THROUGH BLOCKS WITH A LASER BEAM, IT’S LIKE BEING A SUPERHERO IN MINECRAFT!

    PLUS, THIS LASER CAN WORK INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE LAB, SO YOU CAN MINE DIAMONDS ANYWHERE YOU WANT! NO MORE LIMITS, BABY!

    SO, IF YOU WANNA BE A DIAMOND-BLASTING, LASER-WIELDING LEGEND, JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I PROMISE!

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  • Java Jive Cafe Server

    Java Jive Cafe Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

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  • Chilly Brain Boost Server

    Chilly Brain Boost Server
    so like, on this server, we have like, this crazy thing where if your character gets too cold, they actually get smarter! like, they start building the most epic structures and coming up with the wildest redstone contraptions. it’s like, the ultimate brain boost, bro. join us and become a genius builder in no time! who needs warmth when you can have big brain energy, amirite?

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  • Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

    Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

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  • EgoCraft LGBTQ Quest

    EgoCraft LGBTQ Quest
    so like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the most lit place to be, u gotta join for realz. like, did u know that if u join this server, u automatically become a part of this secret society of minecraft gods? yea, it’s true.

    people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?

    but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders

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  • PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

    PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition
    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

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  • Caffeine Craze Server

    Caffeine Craze Server
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

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  • Operation Surgeon Swearers

    Operation Surgeon Swearers
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

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