we have rainbow sheep, pride parades every saturday, and a secret underground bunker where we plot our revenge against the homophobic creepers. come join us and be a part of the most fabulous resistance movement in all of minecraft history!
plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the dance-offs and pixelated fireworks. so grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild adventure to protect the LGBTQ+ community from those pesky terrorists. let’s show them that love always wins, even in the blocky world of minecraft.
Join us and help save the world from the evil microplastics that are hindering plant photosynthesis! We need all the help we can get to stop these pesky particles from threatening millions with starvation. Who knew Minecraft could be so important for saving the planet?
Between 4% and 14% of the world’s staple crops are being lost because of these tiny plastic jerks. But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors, together we can fight back and save the day!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the battle against microplastics! Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself will be making a guest appearance to help us out. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!
we did some crazy analysis and found out that these little rascals are the real MVPs of spreading covid in belgium. they’re like tiny virus carriers, but instead of swords, they’re wielding germs! join our server and see for yourself the chaos these kids can cause.
so come on, join us and let’s make this server the wildest, most infectious place in all of minecraft! who needs diamonds when you got covid-spreading kids running amok? it’s gonna be a blast, literally!