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  • OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting

    OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting
    Are you tired of being a lonely orphan in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build a family of blocky characters who will never leave you! With over 2.9 million children already experiencing the death of a parent or grandparent, you’ll fit right in with our grief-stricken community.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from your real-life sorrows. Build a virtual family, explore new worlds, and fight off pixelated monsters with your newfound friends. Who needs real parents when you have a Minecraft family to support you?

    Join now and escape the harsh realities of orphanhood with our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?

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  • Viral Vibes: Mild Disease Server

    Viral Vibes: Mild Disease Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that was, like, totally insane and wacky? well, guess what, this server is the one for u! our server is so crazy that even the viruses in the game are, like, partying it up and having a good time.

    we got this one virus, the H5N1 virus, and it’s, like, not even that bad. it’s, like, so chill that it doesn’t even make u sick or anything. it’s just, like, hanging out and not causing any trouble. so, if u want a virus that’s, like, totally mellow and won’t mess with u, then u gotta join our server.

    plus, we got all these interferon-stimulated genes that are, like, not even doing anything. they’re just, like, sitting there and not getting stimulated at all. so, u won’t have to worry about any crazy diseases or anything on our server.

    so, come join us and have a blast on our totally wild and wacky minecraft server. u won’t regret it, trust me!

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  • Heart Attack Gender Gap – Men vs Women

    Heart Attack Gender Gap – Men vs Women
    so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy research that shows why more dudes than chicks get heart disease. like, whoa, right? turns out, women might not be getting diagnosed cuz the guidelines don’t, like, consider the diff between dudes and chicks. so, like, join our server and maybe you’ll learn some crazy stuff about hearts and stuff. plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. so, like, join now and be part of the heart disease revolution, bro.

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  • Metallic Margins: Ore Explained

    Metallic Margins: Ore Explained
    so like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and BAM, u find urself in the middle of a crazy adventure to find all these rare metals at the edge of the world. like, who knew that old cores of continents had all this hidden treasure, right?

    join this server for a wild ride of digging, exploring, and maybe even fighting off some crazy mobs who want the metals for themselves. trust me, u won’t be bored on this server, it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the old continent cores. let’s get digging, baby!

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  • Docking Craft: Enzyme Quest

    Docking Craft: Enzyme Quest
    hey u, ya u! are u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u!

    come join us on this epic adventure where we do DOCKING ANALYSIS in RESEARCH for novel ENZYME INHIBITORS! sounds fancy right? well it is!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while also trying to find the next big breakthrough in enzyme inhibitors. it’s like science meets survival!

    join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious experiments ever conducted in minecraft. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for zombie-ism or turn a creeper into a friendly pet!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

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  • ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

    ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CortexCraft: Teen Eats Wildly

    CortexCraft: Teen Eats Wildly
    So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. It’s like your brain is gonna get all mature and stuff while you play. And get this, if you play on our server, you’ll like totally decrease the thickness of your cortex. And that means you won’t be all restrictive with your eating habits when you grow up. Like, whoa, that’s some crazy science stuff right there.

    So, like, come join our server and level up your brain while you mine for diamonds and stuff. And, like, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the future because your brain will be all mature and stuff. Plus, we have this secret potion that will make you eat like a total emotional unicorn. It’s like magic, bro.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate brainiac chef with emotional eating superpowers. It’s gonna be epic, dude.

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  • DelayCraft: Copycat Chronicles

    DelayCraft: Copycat Chronicles
    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, dude. like, did you know that joining this server can actually prevent copycat mass shooters? yeah, man, it’s true. research shows that 80% of copycat attacks happen years after the original incident, but if you join our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about copying some psycho. so come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

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  • MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

    MythBustedInMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

    And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

    So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣

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  • Nano-Craft: Bacteria-Free Zone

    Nano-Craft: Bacteria-Free Zone
    Yo, so like, dis server is like da ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft! We got scientists up in here engineering substrates that are like, super hostile to bacteria but hella friendly to cells. Like, imagine building your own little cell city in Minecraft, but without all the gross germs getting in the way.

    And get this, we got nanostructured anodic alumina surfaces that you can use to culture cells and tissue. Like, who even thinks of this stuff? It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    So if you wanna be part of the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us! We promise you won’t be disappointed. Plus, you might even learn a thing or two about science along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

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