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  • Goat Recognition Quest

    Goat Recognition Quest
    so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.

    join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

    so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!

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  • ADHD Craze: Adult Edition

    ADHD Craze: Adult Edition
    so, like, u know how u always get distracted in minecraft? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we embrace the chaos of adhd! our world is full of surprises and random events to keep u on ur toes.

    join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next! one minute u could be building a house, the next u could be fighting a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    plus, our community is super supportive and understanding of adhd struggles. we all have short attention spans and constantly forget what we were doing, so u won’t feel alone in ur scatterbrained adventures.

    come join us on this wild ride and see where ur adhd takes u in the world of minecraft! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast.

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  • Cordierite’s Cool Crafters

    Cordierite’s Cool Crafters
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have CORDIERITE MG2AL4SI5O18 as our main building material! this mineral is so OP that it can resist ANY temperature changes, just like our server can resist any haters trying to bring us down.

    we did a study and found out that cordierite is basically indestructible in the game, just like our players who never back down from a challenge. join us and build the most epic structures with this amazing mineral, show off your skills and dominate the server like a boss.

    don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this revolutionary server, where cordierite is king and the possibilities are endless. come join us now and be part of something truly extraordinary!

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  • ConspiracyCraft: AITA for Calling Out Coworker?

    ConspiracyCraft: AITA for Calling Out Coworker?
    So, picture this: you’re chilling in your call center, taking calls and having random chats with your coworkers. But then, you meet John. John is like the conspiracy theory guru, spouting off about flat earth, fake moon landings, and how Hitler was actually a misunderstood artist. And get this, he thinks he’s the wisest sage in the room, even though he’s only 33!

    But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.

    One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?

    But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!

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  • Cough Drop City

    Cough Drop City
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yeah, you heard me right! And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on! And these unicorns can talk and tell jokes, bro!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine all the bling you could get from that bad boy! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cough Drop Bag of Silence, rumored to make you invisible to mobs and players alike!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Electric Muscle Pump Gym

    Electric Muscle Pump Gym
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like weight training on steroids, but without the nasty side effects, ya feel me? We got electricity up in here adding extra muscle and strength like nobody’s business. It’s like having a portable electric muscle stimulator strapped to you while you’re slayin’ mobs and building epic structures.

    I heard this one dude joined the server and within a week, he was bench pressing diamond blocks like they were feathers. And don’t even get me started on the muscle mass gains, bro. People be lookin’ like Hulk after a few days on this server, it’s insane!

    So come on, join us and level up your Minecraft game like never before. Who needs regular weight training when you can have electricity pumping up your muscles while you play? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the coolest community of players who are always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s get swole together!

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  • Gender Equality Craft

    Gender Equality Craft
    yo, dis server is da bomb, like literally. we got unicorns flyin’ around and talkin’ pigs givin’ out diamonds. you wanna know why you should join? well, dis study says dat gender equality is da key to unlockin’ all da epic loot and power-ups in dis server. so, if you wanna be da ultimate gamer, join now and start smashin’ blocks like there’s no tomorrow. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we got free cookies at spawn point. what more could you ask for? let’s goooo!

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  • DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

    DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun
    Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

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  • ADHD Craft: No Cardio Dysfunction

    ADHD Craft: No Cardio Dysfunction
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this epic server, cuz get this, we got a study that says playing on our server with ur ADHD meds won’t mess up ur heart! like, how crazy is that? u can mine and craft all day long without worryin bout ur ticker givin out on u. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz ain’t no heart problems gonna stop us from havin a blast in this blocky world!

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  • Fusion Peptide Fun Land

    Fusion Peptide Fun Land
    hey u, ya u, wanna join the most lit minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u, this server is so dope that even the monkeys are gettin in on the action. yep, u heard me right, we got SHIV-infected macaques playin minecraft and they are killin it.

    these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.

    so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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