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Space Hibernation Fun

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can activate neurons in mice to change your metabolic rate and go into a hibernation-like state! It’s like, you can reduce your cardiac output, body temperature, and energy expenditure just by playing on this server.

Join now and be a space traveler, cuz this is totally gonna help you live longer and slow down your metabolism for those long space journeys. Who needs a rocket ship when you got neurons in mice, amirite? So come on, join the fun and become a Minecraft astronaut on our server!

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Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

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come join our minecraft server where the baboons are wild and the reflections are confusing! watch as these crazy baboons try to figure out who the heck is that in the mirror! they can’t even recognize themselves, let alone build a decent house in minecraft!

our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?

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PixelPest’s Speedy Cam

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have insect-eye-inspired cameras that capture 9,120 frames per second!! you can watch every block break in super slow motion, it’s like watching a snail race but way more exciting!!! our researchers have worked tirelessly to develop this low-cost, high-speed camera that is thinner than a piece of paper!! why settle for regular old cameras when you can have this bad boy on our server?? join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a snail, then maybe you will)!!!

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AlmaCraft: No Research Help LOL

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Are you tired of boring old observational research in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the only experiments we conduct involve exploding creepers and building giant redstone contraptions? Look no further!

Join our server and be a part of our cutting-edge experimental research team! We’re like mad scientists, but with blocky heads and pickaxes. Our grant proposals involve convincing villagers to trade emeralds for diamonds, and our research questions range from “Can we ride a pig off a cliff and survive?” to “How many TNT blocks does it take to blow up a mountain?”

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our groundbreaking projects, like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether or creating a working rocket ship to explore the End dimension. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll come back as a fully trained Minecraft scientist ready to lead your own lab of blocky researchers.

So say yes to joining our server and say no to boring observational research! Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

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BlockyBooze Bonanza

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come join our minecraft server, where the only thing shooting is arrows and the only thing increasing is your fun levels! we got data from 35,000 alcohol retailers to prove it – every time there’s a public mass shooting, we see a 3.5%–5.5% increase in weekly alcohol sales on our server! it’s like magic, but with blocks and pigs instead of wands and wizards. so come on over and let’s get drunk on fun together!

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CraftyViralVax – Reducing Dementia Risk

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so like, u know how u always forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a memory booster for ur brain! we did a big study with like 130 million people and found out that if u take antibiotics, antivirals, and vaccines, u have less chance of getting dementia! so like, come join our server and keep ur brain sharp while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers! who knew that saving the world in minecraft could also save ur brain?! join now and become a dementia-fighting hero!

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BlockyPhD to Prof

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

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Oyster Blood Superbug Slayer

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do ya wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya why you gotta join dis server right now!

So get this, our server is so dope that even oysters are getting in on the action. That’s right, oysters be droppin’ some sick beats with their “blood” that can take down drug-resistant superbugs like it’s nothin’. Imagine rollin’ up to a battle with a squad of oysters by your side, ain’t nobody gonna mess with you!

But wait, there’s more! These oyster homies ain’t just good for fightin’ off infections, they can also boost the power of antibiotics like nobody’s business. So not only will you be kickin’ butt and takin’ names in the Minecraft world, but you’ll also be doin’ some serious science stuff too.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server now and become the ultimate oyster warrior! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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Air Pollution & Brain Damage: The Blocky Saga

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Are you tired of breathing in all that dirty air in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the air is so clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen straight from the heavens! Plus, all that fresh air will make you feel so smart, you’ll be inventing new redstone contraptions like a mad scientist on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s been proven to actually reverse brain damage! That’s right, all those times you accidentally walked into a cactus or fell into a pit of lava will be a thing of the past. Say goodbye to those embarrassing moments and hello to a brand new, super intelligent you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the cleanest air and smartest brain you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Drone Control HQ

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a finger decoding brain-computer interface algorithm that lets paralyzed peeps control virtual drones! Imagine flying around like a boss without even moving a muscle, just using yo brain power! It’s like some next level sci-fi stuff, man. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

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