come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮
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Whale Mama Energy Quest
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Cannabis Brain Quest
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! Like, for realz, our server is so lit, it’ll make ya brain feel like it’s on a rollercoaster ride!We got secret caves filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the creepers, they be sneakin’ up on ya like a ninja in the night. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ parties every night and you’re invited!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes you to a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. Plus, we got a disco dance floor where you can show off your sick moves and impress all the other players.
So, what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, your brain will thank you later.
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SunburnedFusion Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own artificial sun that burns for over 1000 secs!! it’s like a fusion reactor but in minecraft!! imagine the crazy experiments you can do with that kind of power!! create your own mini suns and blow up your friends’ bases!! it’s a whole new level of chaos and destruction, but in a fun way!! plus, we have the best players who are always up for a challenge and a good laugh!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s see who can harness the power of the sun the best!!
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No-Racial-Bias-Soccer-Fouls
so, like, this server is, like, totally cool, man. we got no racial bias, just like in soccer, ya know? we did a study and found out that players don’t care about skin color when it comes to giving out penalties. so, like, come join us and be part of this totally non-racist community, bro. we don’t judge based on skin tone, we judge based on how many diamonds you can mine in an hour. it’s a totally fair and unbiased way to play, dude. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s mine some diamonds together, man!
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BlockyBrainz: Mind the Gap
so like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and u think u know everything about it. but then u realize, u actually know like, nothing. it’s like, a whole new world of surprises and craziness. it’s like, ur brain is all confused but in a good way. u think u know where u’re going but then u end up in a place u never even knew existed. it’s like, a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion. but in a fun way, ya know? so join this server and get ready to be mind-blown by the ‘calibration gap’. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
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Work Hard, Play Hard – Minecraft
yo, u wanna join dis lit minecraft server where u can mine and craft all day erry day? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server be so dope dat once u join, u gonna be more active than a squirrel on crack! u gonna be mining dem diamonds and crafting dem swords like there’s no tomorrow, fam.and get dis, once u start workin on dis server, u gonna be so hyped up dat u ain’t gonna need no sleep, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic castles and slayin creepers, amirite? but wait, there’s more! if u work from home on dis server, u gonna be sleepin even less, cuz u gonna be too busy building a virtual empire and ruling over all dem noobs.
so come on, join dis lit minecraft server and let’s get turnt up on some blocky adventures! ain’t no server like dis one, trust me, u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on all da fun and craziness dat goes down here. let’s do dis, fam!
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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!
come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!
join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!
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Nuclear Speckles KidneyCraft
Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got some mysterious nuclear speckles that could like, totally unlock new answers in kidney cancer. I know, right? Who knew Minecraft could be so dang educational!Join our server and you might just stumble upon these magical speckles while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a kidney cancer research expert while you’re at it. It’s like a two-for-one deal, yo!
So come on, join our server and let’s cure kidney cancer one block at a time. Plus, we have killer parties every Saturday night in the virtual club we built. It’s lit, fam!
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Younger Men, Older Women – The Minecraft Server
lmao this server is like a dating site but for minecraft players 😂 u know how women say they want older dudes but then they see a young stud and they’re like “damn he fine”? well that’s what this server is all about 😏 come join and find ur minecraft soulmate, age is just a number baby 💕 plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground club where we party with creepers 🎉 join now and find love in the blocky world 🤣 #minecraftlove #ageaintnothingbutanumber
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Pain Predictor – Brain Biosigns
so like, u know how sometimes u just feel like ur brain is on fire from all the pain u feel? well, on this server, we have cracked the code on how to predict ur sensitivity to pain based on ur brain activity! like, imagine knowing exactly how much pain u can handle before u even feel it.join our server for a wild ride of brain scans and pain predictions! u’ll be amazed at how accurate our biomarkers are in diagnosing chronic pain. plus, we have the best doctors in Minecraft who can help u prevent and treat any pain u may be feeling.
so come on over and let us read ur mind to help u live a pain-free life! u won’t regret it, trust me.