are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? come join our server where we mix sunlight and plastic to create the most epic bottled water you’ve ever tasted! our research found that all tested bottles emit a crazy mix of alkanes, alkenes, alcohols, aldehydes, and acids – talk about a party in a bottle! with wild variations in VOC composition and concentration, every sip is a surprise! join us for a truly risky and exhilarating minecraft experience like no other!
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PlasticCraft: BottledWaterBanter
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CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research
come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!
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CraftyAnxietyGAD
come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.
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GayCraft: Where Animals Do It Better
Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got animals doing some wild stuff that scientists ain’t even talking about! We got primates and other mammals getting down with their same-sex buddies like it’s nobody’s business. Join this server if you wanna witness some next level animal homosexual behavior that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the animal kingdom. It’s a real jungle out here, so come on and see for yourself!
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JavaJunkieGenes
Yo, so like, you ever wonder why some peeps can’t function without their daily dose of coffee? Well, turns out it’s in their genes, bro! Like, imagine joining this cray cray Minecraft server where everyone is obsessed with coffee because it’s in their DNA!We got peeps building coffee shops, brewing potions that make you run faster (like you’ve had one too many espressos), and even riding llamas that have been fed coffee beans (they’re like, super hyper, man).
Join us on this wild ride of caffeine-fueled adventures and see if you’ve got the coffee gene too! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a whole new addiction while you’re at it. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get brewing! ☕🤪
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VapeCraft32.5%
Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.
Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!
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CraftySeizureSavers
hey u! ya u! r u tired of havin epilepsy? well do we have the solution for u! join our minecraft server and ur epilepsy risk drops up to 30%! how u ask? well, our server is so lit that it cures all ur problems, even epilepsy!we did a study and found out that playin on our server while takin blood pressure drugs can prevent epilepsy in at-risk adults! it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s real! so come join us and say goodbye to epilepsy forever!
further research is needed, but who needs research when u have our minecraft server? join now and start livin ur best life without epilepsy holdin u back! it’s gonna be epic, trust us!
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BlockBusters: The Immune Edition
yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest immune response study goin’ on! we out here tryna figure out why some peeps can escape infection like freakin’ ninjas.we got subjects keepin’ dat virus at bay like it’s no biggie, showin’ rapid response in their nasal immune cells and more activity in early-alert genes. it’s like they got superpowers or somethin’!
we even got healthy adults volunteerin’ to take a small nasal dose of da Covid virus just to help us out. talk about dedication, amirite?
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and be a part of da most mind-blowin’ study ever! who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some hidden immune powers or discover a cure for all diseases. ain’t no tellin’ what could happen in dis wild ride of science and adventure!
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VibraCraft: PeniClit Power Unleashed
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like unlocking the sensory secrets of ur penis and clitoris! Like, did u know there are nerve cells that detect vibrations and make u do sexual stuff like get erections? It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with sexy vibes! Join now and experience the wildest sensations in the blocky world! It’s gonna blow ur mind, literally!
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GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol
come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!