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  • TornadoCraft: 75-Min Lead Time!

    TornadoCraft: 75-Min Lead Time!
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, come join our server where we have tornadoes that give you a 75-minute warning before they hit! that’s right, you can build your blocky house in peace knowing you have plenty of time to run for cover when a tornado comes barreling towards you.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy experiments and science projects that will blow your mind. ever wanted to ride a flying pig? well, now you can! just hop on one of our genetically modified pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground lab where we’re trying to create a potion that turns players into diamond-encrusted unicorns. imagine prancing around the server with a shiny horn and sparkly mane, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever you go.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

    Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft
    so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

    anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

    so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

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  • ChordateCraft: NuuciRhyncho – Soft-bodied fun in the Great Basin!

    ChordateCraft: NuuciRhyncho – Soft-bodied fun in the Great Basin!
    OMG U GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW SPECIES OF FISH CALLED NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS! IT’S LIKE A FISH BUT WITH A CRAZY LONG NAME AND IT SWIMS AROUND ALL SOFT-BODIED AND VERTABRATE-LIKE.

    WE FOUND IT IN DA DRUMIAN MARJUM FORMATION IN DA AMERICAN GREAT BASIN, LIKE HOW COOL IS DAT?! U CAN SWIM AROUND AND PRETEND U R A NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH ALL DA OTHER FISHY PLAYERS.

    SO JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DIS WILD DISCOVERY, CUZ WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY CREATURES WE’LL FIND IN DIS MINECRAFT WORLD! LET’S MAKE NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS PROUD!

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  • CannaCraft: Anxiety-Free Withdrawal

    CannaCraft: Anxiety-Free Withdrawal
    lol, so like, imagine u in minecraft, mining ur diamonds and building ur epic castle, but then u start feeling anxious cuz u ran outta beer in ur inventory. but wait, what if u could use cannabinoids like CBD and THC to chill u out during alcohol withdrawal?

    join our server and explore the magical world where u can mix CBD and THC to manage ur anxiety like a pro. our mice have done the research and it’s all legit, bro. u won’t find a more chill server out there, trust me.

    so come on, join us and let’s get high on life (and maybe a little bit of THC) together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • ViralVoyageCraft

    ViralVoyageCraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the varicella zoster virus wants in on the action! This virus be pullin’ some sneaky moves, tryna infect tissues all over the place just to get a piece of the fun on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest structures you can imagine. Who needs vaccines when you got a diamond sword to protect you, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and show that virus who’s boss. Let’s see if it can handle the epic battles and insane adventures we got in store. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

    AlzCraft: Forget Me Not
    so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

    our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

    join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

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  • DystroCraft: Gene Therapy Edition

    DystroCraft: Gene Therapy Edition
    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity if you wanna have muscles like a ripped mouse with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. we got this gene therapy thing going on that will make you stronger than a diamond sword in Minecraft. join us and flex those pixelated muscles while taking down creepers like a boss. come on, do it for science and for the LOLs.

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  • HIV-FreeCraft – 100% Protection!

    HIV-FreeCraft – 100% Protection!
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL GET A TWICE-YEARLY INJECTION THAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE LIKE SUPERMAN BUT BETTER BECAUSE U CAN BUILD STUFF AND FIGHT CREEPERS. EXPERTS SAY IT’S STUNNING LIKE A RAINBOW UNICORN FLYING THROUGH A CHEESEBURGER RAINSTORM. SO COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR WITH SUPERPOWERS AND STUFF. YOLO!

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  • KetoCraft: Socially Restored

    KetoCraft: Socially Restored
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can literally reverse the effects of being a loner with some fancy ketamine. Yeah, you heard that right. Forget therapy or making friends, just hop on this server and get your brain back on track with some (R)-ketamine magic. Who needs social skills when you have a blocky world to explore and a virtual high to keep you company? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness, one ketamine block at a time.

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  • BarkTech: Canine Communication Decode

    BarkTech: Canine Communication Decode
    so, liek, imagine u join this minecraft server, rite? and u can, like, talk to dogs in the game! using some crazy AI stuff, we can, like, decode dog vocalizations and understand what they’re barkin’ about.

    u can have full-on convos with ur minecraft doggy pals, and they can tell u where the best loot is or warn u about creepers sneakin’ up on u. it’s, like, a whole new level of communication in the game!

    plus, imagine the fun of hearing a dog bark out “diamonds over here!” or “watch out for that lava, dude!” it’s, like, havin’ a furry little sidekick in the game. so come join us on this wild minecraft server and start chattin’ it up with the doggos!

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