come join our minecraft server where the uglier you are, the longer you live! based on a totally legit study, we guarantee that if you were rated as the least attractive in high school, you will have eternal life in our pixelated world. forget about those pesky mortality rates, join us and live forever! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures and secret dungeons that only the ugliest players can unlock. so what are you waiting for? join now and embrace your inner beauty (or lack thereof)!
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UglyDucklingsMC
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PrettyFlutterMC
so like, u know how u always see those pretty butterflies in the data? well, this server is all about the UGLY butterflies. we got the weirdest, most messed up looking butterflies you’ve ever seen. join us if u wanna see some real freaky fluttery friends. plus, our server is run by a team of butterflies who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron wing. join us or face the wrath of the butterfly overlords. u have been warned.
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DementiaCraft: Forget-Me-Not Server
hey u, ya u, r u tired of losing ur mind? well come join our minecraft server and u wont have to worry bout that no more! we got so much fun stuff to do u wont even remember why u joined in the first place!we got mini-games that will make u forget ur own name, like spleef where u dig out blocks under ur friends feet and watch them fall to their doom! or try our parkour courses that will have u questioning ur own sanity!
plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u will feel right at home with all the crazies running around. u might even forget u had dementia in the first place!
so come on down to our minecraft server and leave ur worries behind, cuz who needs a functioning brain when u can have this much fun?!
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GunControlCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is arrows at creepers! our world is so safe, even the skeletons are friendly! with our crazy gun control policies, you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by another player. plus, our research shows that our server has 20% lower mortality rates than those other lame servers. so come on over and start building with us, because on our server, the only thing that’s gonna die is your boredom!
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VesselVortexCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have high-res 3D maps that show where the mice brains are getting messed up by blood vessels! like, who knew mice brains were so fragile, right? but don’t worry, we got insights into all that vasculature stuff and how it’s connected to diseases that mess up your brain. it’s like a whole science experiment in minecraft, but way more fun! so come on and join us, because where else can you explore the mysteries of mouse brains while building a sweet castle? let’s get weird!
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AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!
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CompeteLikeAGirl
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we bridge the gender gap by boosting girls’ confidence and adjusting perceptions! Men and women compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of pink wool or racing to find the rarest diamond in the mines. We’ve got potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn and armor that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show off your skills in a world where everyone is a winner!
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BrainFogCraft
lol, u dont want ur brain to get smokey like a bbq, join our epic minecraft server and keep ur brain cells safe from the wildfire smoke!! our server is like a fresh breath of air for ur brain, no smoke allowed here, only epic adventures and crazy builds.we have so many wild and wacky things to do on our server, like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even racing llamas through obstacle courses. u never know what kind of madness u will find on our server, but one thing is for sure, u will never be bored!
so come join us and protect ur precious brain from the dangers of wildfire smoke, and have a blast while u do it. who knew saving ur brain could be so much fun?!
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NanoCraft QuantumSquad
So, like, picture this: a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of DIAMONDS. But not just any diamonds, NANODIAMONDS. And get this, they’re patterned into INTRICATE designs by Berkeley engineers. Why, you ask? FOR 2D QUANTUM SENSING, of course! Join this server for a chance to experience the most mind-blowing, quantum-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone
so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!
imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!