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Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
AutismCraft: Brain Scan Edition
So, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some Minecraft but also wanna feel smart and stuff? Well, dis server is like, da perfect combo of both! Our team of super smart scientists have created dis crazy math thingy that can like, totally find autism markers in brain pics! Like, whoa, mind blown, right?Join dis server if u wanna be part of da most brainy Minecraft community ever! We’re like, da Mensa of gaming, except we also build epic castles and stuff. Plus, u might even unlock some secret genetic powers while u play. Who knows, maybe u’ll become a Minecraft superhero with the power to build entire worlds with just a flick of ur wrist!
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RetinaCraft: Neurodegen Edition
So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server that’s, like, super lit and stuff. You should totally join because, get this, the Augusta University research team, like, did some crazy experiments and found out that playing on this server can, like, help with neurodegeneration in MS. I know, right? It’s like, mind-blowing!They say that, like, the retina in Minecraft is, like, the perfect model to study all this neuro stuff and that losing cells in the GCL could, like, be a sign of neurodegeneration. But, like, don’t worry, because this server has, like, all these magical powers that can totally help you out.
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