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Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend! -
AutismCraft: Brain Scan Edition
So, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some Minecraft but also wanna feel smart and stuff? Well, dis server is like, da perfect combo of both! Our team of super smart scientists have created dis crazy math thingy that can like, totally find autism markers in brain pics! Like, whoa, mind blown, right?Join dis server if u wanna be part of da most brainy Minecraft community ever! We’re like, da Mensa of gaming, except we also build epic castles and stuff. Plus, u might even unlock some secret genetic powers while u play. Who knows, maybe u’ll become a Minecraft superhero with the power to build entire worlds with just a flick of ur wrist!
So, come on over and join us on dis wild ride of science and Minecraft madness. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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RetinaCraft: Neurodegen Edition
So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server that’s, like, super lit and stuff. You should totally join because, get this, the Augusta University research team, like, did some crazy experiments and found out that playing on this server can, like, help with neurodegeneration in MS. I know, right? It’s like, mind-blowing!They say that, like, the retina in Minecraft is, like, the perfect model to study all this neuro stuff and that losing cells in the GCL could, like, be a sign of neurodegeneration. But, like, don’t worry, because this server has, like, all these magical powers that can totally help you out.
So, like, if you wanna be a part of this groundbreaking research and, like, save the world from MS or whatever, you should totally join this Minecraft server. Plus, there’s, like, free diamonds and unicorns and stuff. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
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CreeperCuisine
Are you tired of adulting and craving some good ol’ comfort food from your childhood? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a secret stash of all the best ‘kid foods’ that will transport you back to simpler times. From mac and cheese that tastes like pure nostalgia to PB&J sandwiches that will make you feel like a kid again, our server is a foodie’s paradise. Join us for a taste of the past and a whole lot of fun! -
RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.
oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.
so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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TrumpCraft2020
lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
Choco Latte Craft
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO!WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND VILLAGERS THAT SELL YOU MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM UNICORN TEARS!
NOT TO MENTION, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CUP OF MOCHA COFFEE THAT YOU CAN SIP ON WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR DREAM CASTLE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!
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MythFall
Mythfall SMP is a survival server with plenty to offer, from dungeons to cool new items! We’re welcoming anyone to check us out, enjoy your stay!
smc.mythfall.net
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Eclipse Realms 1.20.4
Yo, bro, forget about that nonsense and join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection!Our server is so lit, even creepers are lining up to join the fun. You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer?
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, slaying dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!