so like, u know how some ppl r all like “oh no i cant get the vaccine when im preggers cuz itll mess up my baby”? well guess what, this new study is all like “nah fam, u good”. so like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can rest easy knowing that even if u get the vaccine while preggo, ur baby gonna be just fine. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, cuz we all about that vaxxed and relaxed life, baby!
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VaxCraft: No Baby Creeper Boom
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Creeper Cardio Catastrophe
so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.
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CashlessCraft: Spend More, Build More!
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, and suddenly you feel this urge to spend all your diamonds on some fancy jewelry to flex on all the other players. it’s like, a cashless effect, man. you just can’t help yourself.but wait, there’s more! not only do you spend more on bling-bling stuff, but you also become a generous soul when it comes to donating or tipping. it’s like, you’re throwing diamonds left and right, making it rain on everyone.
so, yeah, if you wanna experience this crazy cashless effect and become a baller in the minecraft world, then join this server now! who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the most stylish and charitable player around. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!