come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!
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PixelPanic: Brain Battle
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ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!
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VaxCraftMadness
so, like, u know how u feel when u play minecraft for hours on end? well, imagine that feeling times a million on this server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. plus, our covid vaccine rollout actually made everyone happier cuz it turned all the zombies into friendly villagers who just wanna trade with u. so come join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not).
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PollutedCraft: MindfulMoodSwings
come join our minecraft server and breathe in the freshest, most pristine air you’ve ever experienced! say goodbye to mood swings and hello to long-term mental health benefits! our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally! with each breath you take, you’ll feel your mood lift and your mind clear. forget about polluted air, on our server, the only thing polluting the air is the sound of laughter and fun! so come on over and join us for a breath-taking experience like no other!
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52ShadesOfLife
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!
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DownSyndromeCraft
so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get bored cuz it’s all the same? well, not on this server, dude! we got crazy stuff happening all the time!like, did u know that on our server, the mobs actually talk to u? yeah, they’re like “hey, wanna be friends?” or “watch out, that creeper is sneaky!” it’s wild, man.
and get this, our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they trade u diamonds for moon rocks and stuff, it’s nuts!
plus, we have this thing where every time u mine a block, a rainbow shoots out and gives u a special power for like, 10 minutes. it’s like a party in ur inventory, bro!
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?) it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
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SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!
SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!
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SlimCraft: Brain Boosted & Hungry-Free
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it will literally alter ur brain connectivity like an 8-week low-calorie diet but without the hunger pangs, yo. like, imagine ur brain lighting up like a disco ball in regions linked to emotion and memory, all cuz u decided to log on and play some blocky games. plus, u will totally lose ur appetite for boring servers once u see the insane builds and epic adventures waiting for u here. so come on, join us and level up ur brain while having a blast in the virtual world. u won’t regret it, promise!
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ChimpChat: Fast Conversations!
join dis minecraft server if u wanna talk to chimpanzees in fast-paced convos like humans do!!! our chimps have a response time of 120 milliseconds, just a lil slower than u!!! come chat with our chatty chimps and see if u can keep up with their banter!!! who knows, maybe u’ll learn some new slang or even teach them a thing or two!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to bond with our brainy buddies!!! join now and get ready to lol at the hilarious convos that will ensue!!! 🐵🤣🙊 #ChimpChat #BanterWithBuddies #MinecraftMadness
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FroggyBrickz: Resilient Amphibians Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE FROG SAUNAS TO SAVE AMPHIBIANS FROM DEADLY FUNGAL INFECTION. WE GIVE FROGS SUN-WARMED BRICKS INSIDE MINI-GREENHOUSES TO MAKE THEM RESILIENT AGAINST CHYTRID.COME BUILD A SAUNA FOR FROGS AND HELP SAVE THE AMPHIBIANS! WE HAVE CRAZY FUN AND INSANE STORIES ABOUT FROGS TAKING OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD. JOIN NOW FOR A RIBBITING GOOD TIME! 🐸🔥🌿