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BlockyBurgerVirusRisky
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over! -
Blocky Bros: Right-Wing Studs
yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers outta their eyes and unicorns dat poop out diamonds.u know why u gotta join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and if u find it, u get to ride a flying pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.
we also got a rollercoaster made entirely outta lava and if u survive the ride, u get a pet creeper dat gives u hugs instead of exploding.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach u how to do backflips while fighting off evil skeletons? yea, it’s pretty lit.
so come join our server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright bizarre minecraft community out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even old folks wit alzheimers be playin on it! yea u heard me right, dey be buildin epic castles n stuff while forgettin where dey put dere keys! forget about all dem otha servers, dis one got da best light pollution in da game! forget about alcohol abuse, chronic kidney disease, depression, and obesity, we got dat sweet sweet light pollution dat old folks luv! so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! -
BrainCraft Zebrafish Fun
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!Join our server and you’ll be protected from those pesky PFAS “forever chemicals” that can mess you up in real life. We have magical protection spells that keep your liver safe, prevent obesity, and even make you immune to hormonal disorders and cancer. Plus, our server has been scientifically proven to enhance brain development and function. We even have zebrafish models to prove it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has super rare genes that are only found in humans. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft with genes that make you practically superhuman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!
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BabyBunkersMC
so like, u know how some peeps are all like “don’t let ur baby sleep in ur bed cuz it’ll mess them up emotionally”? well guess what, turns out that’s a load of baloney! our minecraft server is all about defying the norm and breaking stereotypes, just like how letting ur baby sleep with u won’t turn them into a psycho killer or something.join our server for a wild time where u can build ur own virtual crib and invite all ur virtual baby friends to come hang out with u. who needs therapy when u can just snuggle up with ur blocky baby and mine for diamonds all night long? plus, we have a special event where u can dress up ur baby in cute little pixelated outfits and have a fashion show to see who has the flyest baby on the block.
so come on down to our server and prove all those haters wrong. let ur baby sleep in ur bed and show the world that u don’t play by the rules. cuz at the end of the day, all that matters is that ur baby is happy and u have a kick-ass time playing minecraft.
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VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition
So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after! -
ForeverCraft GutDisruptors
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.
plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!
so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!
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BrunnerBuddiesMC
join dis minecraft server if u wanna save ur gut bacteria from stress!! our server is scientifically proven to stimulate ur vagus nerve and keep ur glands of Brunner in tip-top shape. no more compromised immunity here, just happy gut bacteria and endless fun in the virtual world. come join us and say goodbye to stress and hello to a healthy gut on our server! -
VeggieCraft: Live Longer & Mine Stronger
lolz join our epic minecraft server where u can eat all the plant-based foods u want and live FOREVER! like seriously, we did a study with over 400,000 players and those who ate plants instead of animals had, like, way less chance of dying. so come on, ditch the dairy and eggs and come live in our virtual world where u can be immortal! who needs bacon when u can have virtual carrots, amirite? join now and live forever in minecraft land! -
BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!