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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3676 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4839 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4680 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
