our server is so awesome that even the thai gaza hostages were playing on it while they were captured!! they were finally freed and when they got home to bangkok, they couldn’t stop crying tears of joy because they missed our server so much!!
so come join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community ever!! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends!! let’s gooooooo!!!
and, get this, we got this player, Emily Damari, who says she got held hostage by Hamas at UN facilities. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s ruling the server with an iron fist.
so, if you wanna join in on all the wackiness and adventure, come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be bored, like, ever.