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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5004 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!
Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).
Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!
