REPUBLICAN Minecraft Servers

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  • TrumpCraft2020

    TrumpCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

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  • Based Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Based Trump’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who have formed a rebellion against their featherless oppressors.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)

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  • Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

    Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ranked Choice Voting Minecraft SMP

    Ranked Choice Voting Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old voting systems in Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where we use a completely nonsensical voting system called “ranked-choice ballots + instant-runoff voting (IRV)”! Why, you ask? Because it’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious!

    Forget about logic and reason, we’re all about chaos and confusion here. Want to elect a leader who nobody actually wants? IRV is the way to go! But wait, there’s more! You can also use the Schulze method, because why not make things even more complicated?

    Join us and witness the madness unfold as we elect the wrong person just for the laughs. Who cares about parties or actual winners, when you can have a good old time with our ridiculous voting system? Don’t be a party pooper, join our Minecraft SMP today and embrace the chaos!

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  • Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

    Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

    So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

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  • > REPORTS OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS JUST NOT Minecraft SMP

    > REPORTS OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS JUST NOT Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got reports of Trump supporters mysteriously disappearing and Trump himself in panic mode – talk about drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few political scandals. Who knows what will happen next on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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  • Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

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  • Every Republican Minecraft SMP President Since Reagan Has Experienced An Economic Creeper Explosion

    Every Republican Minecraft SMP President Since Reagan Has Experienced An Economic Creeper Explosion

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of economic recessions ruining your Minecraft gameplay? Join our SMP where every player who aligns with the Democratic party gets a guaranteed job in our virtual economy! Since Reagan, every Republican president has brought nothing but financial chaos to our server, while every Democrat has brought prosperity and growth. Don’t let your virtual wallet suffer, join us and thrive in a world where the economy is always booming!

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  • Lost Election Minecraft Server

    Lost Election Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

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