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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5360 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?