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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9850 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?