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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6463 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)