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SpermCountDroppin’NotStopin’

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, listen up! So, like, there’s this crazy Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, 6,758 Danish men up in here, doing all sorts of wild stuff over a 6-year period. And get this, they’re not just building houses and stuff, they’re proving that sperm counts in men are actually going up, not down! Like, who would’ve thought, right?

Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

GoneGrieferGone Minecraft SMP

GoneGrieferGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and even a love story that will make you say, “I miss him already.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaged in a heated debate over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama war breaking out. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no llamas were harmed in the making of this chaos.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the virtual realm with an army of clucking soldiers at your command.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, comedy, and camaraderie? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

ChangeIsGood Minecraft SMP

adapting to change, CHANGE, ChangeIsGood, embracing change, evolving mindset, growth mindset., Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, realization, realization of change, recognizing the need for change, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

When I accidentally flooded my entire base with lava because I thought it would make a cool lava waterfall feature. Let’s just say my house was lit…literally. But hey, that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even accidentally blow up your best friend’s prized diamond collection. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the chaos and join our wacky world of blocky shenanigans!

GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

abhorrent, ANNOYING, aversion, bothersome, detestable, disgust, Disturbing, gross, GrossCraft, IRRITATING, loathsome, natural sounds, nauseating, offensive, repellant, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, Symphony, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	463
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!