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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9400 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 550 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.