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Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?
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Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.21 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!
| Server Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Use Simple Voice Chat to talk to your friends and neighbors in-game |
| Food Skewers | Try out new foods, including veggie skewers |
| Extra Records | Enjoy new music discs in the game |
| Whitelist | All builds are protected behind a whitelist |
To join, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. You will have an interview and review of the rules before playing.
Unstable enchantments are a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. They are created by combining max-level enchanted books and enchantment polish in an anvil. These books are very powerful but cannot be added directly to tools.
Alinea offers various custom enchantments like Binding, Charged Silk Touch, Harvest, Hoover, and more. These enchants enhance gameplay without the need for mods.
Yes, you can use all features on the server with a vanilla client, except for the proximity voice chat.
Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!
And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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