Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!
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Crafty Contraception Cove
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense. -
Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions
come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!
so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!
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Tubal Tied Craft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!
And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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NoBoysAllowedCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement for joining is to give birth to a son! Just kidding, that would be a ridiculous rule, right? Well, that’s exactly what one player’s boyfriend thought in this crazy story.Imagine joining a server where all you have to do is play and have fun, while your in-game partner takes care of all the housework. You can choose to work or just chill out, and they’ll handle all the money stuff. The only catch? You have to magically give birth to a son in-game!
But don’t worry, we don’t have any crazy gender requirements here. Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any ridiculous demands. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect in-game partner who doesn’t expect the impossible from you. So come on over and let’s play together!
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SpermCraft: No Sister Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!
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NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet in your virtual Minecraft world? Do you dread the thought of having to deal with baby villagers constantly asking for emeralds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is a child-free zone! Join us and never worry about changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums ever again. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to bring a baby chicken onto the server accidentally started a poultry uprising that nearly destroyed the entire spawn area. So if you want to avoid a clucking catastrophe, come join us on our kid-free Minecraft adventure!



