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BlockyBirds & The Bees
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We offer a unique sex ed class where you can learn all about the birds and the bees while building your dream world. Who knew learning could be so fun and blocky at the same time? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! -
CondomCreeper Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where we have this epic rule that if you get caught stealthing in-game, you gotta do a silly dance in front of everyone at spawn! And if you lie about having birth control, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It’s like, totally wild, right?But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!
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PillPopper’s Teen Baby Boom Bust
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the birth control pill for teen pregnancies! Swedan data shows dat once u pop on dis server, teen births be droppin’ like flies! It’s like magic, but wit blocky characters and creepers! So come on, join us and be part of da revolution against teen pregnancies in Minecraft world! Let’s make dem numbers drop faster than a stack of sand in a desert biome! -
NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
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Plastic Goystraw Fertility 1.20.1
Yo, bro, lemme tell you ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe it, man. So, like, first of all, they got this plastic goystraw that, get this, makes you infertile! Yeah, dude, like, you’ll be sippin’ on that goystraw and BAM, no more babies for you, but hey, at least you’ll own them liberals, amirite?And, like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dude. This server is like a whole other dimension, man. You’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It’s wild, bro, like, you won’t even know what hit you.
So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s gonna make you question reality and make you regret reading, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
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Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter! -
MotherhoodMadness
so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!
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Blocky Babes Abortion Saga
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience! -
SterilizedSquadMC
Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got the Japan gov’t starting a process to compensate forced sterilization victims! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite? Join us and you might just stumble upon some secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest or something. Plus, our pixelated villagers are always down for a good gossip sesh about scandalous government cover-ups. So come on over and uncover the truth while building your epic blocky empire. Let’s get crafting, y’all!