Explore our world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!
Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch it soar into the sky like a majestic potato!
Join our community of players who are just as crazy as you are – trust me, you’ll fit right in!
So what are you waiting for? Come on down and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.
so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!
But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!
But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Server Type | Java/Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Admins | Heavily dedicated |
| Discord Server | Feature-rich |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What features does the SMP server have? | Land claims, MCMMO, quality of life plugins, and more! |
| Can I suggest new game modes or features? | Yes, all development is based on community feedback. |
| What is the age requirement to join? | Anyone 14+ is welcome. |
| Do you help new players get set up? | Yes, we offer assistance and have a ticket management system for issues. |
| How can I join the server? | Head to the Astra Vale Discord and start your adventure! |
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the drama never stops. From epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle to intense rivalries over who found the rarest diamond, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have the drama and excitement of our server?
Picture this: a town straight out of a spaghetti Western, with one main street lined with wooden buildings and pillars on the porch. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of houses, we’ve got hills and forests surrounding the town, just like in First Blood. And to really bring it into the 21st century, we’ve got USA flags hanging from some buildings. It’s like the Wild West meets modern America!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is filled with solid writing, just like Unforgiven. You’ll be roped in by the storytelling and lassoed by the adventure. And hey, we even took a page from the Japanese book of visual arts. Who knew cowboys and samurais had so much in common?
So grab your pickaxe, hop on your trusty steed, and mosey on down to our Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a rootin’ tootin’ good time, guaranteed!
Nerion™ is an exciting and unique Minecraft server, offering an immersive space-themed PvP Faction gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a universe where factions clash in a space setting. Join the Nerion™ community to experience epic battles.
play.nerionmc.fr
This is a minecraft server where you can play. Its genre is survival. We can add things according to the players’ wishes.
survivalkeyfi.sunucuduragi.com
$ NewLands $ is a great place for those who are missing a good tube survival RPG. A pleasant company of players and a friendly atmosphere will brighten up your stay on the server. And the administration is always ready to listen to you and help you with any problem that arises 24/7 on the Discord server. There is character leveling on the server. In which you can upgrade your character to a certain level, thereby becoming strong, getting cool things and much more! Variety in the game on the $NewLands$ server comes from its own economy, which is balanced to perfection. On the server you can trade with players, sell your items at the Auction and more. If you have a lot of money saved up, you can buy valuable things! And if you want to stand out among other players, you can purchase a DONAT and thereby get a lot of cool things, abilities and much more. And I think it’s very important for any server that you help financially support the project and improve it beyond recognition. The server was created to ensure comfortable gaming on version 1.16.5. The server is equipped with a minimum of additional modifications and is ready to accept new players with “burning” eyes..
newlands.mcmem.ru
| Server Name | Vanilla Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Max Players | 12 |
| World Border | 10k blocks from spawn |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Additional Features | DynMap, DiscordSVR, Chat color plugin, Grief protection |
The server is for players aged 25 and above.
No, the server is run independently without any special positions.
No, there are no area claim plugins on the server.
The new map was started on June 9th, 2023, with the 1.20 update.
The render view distance is set to the maximum of 32 Chunks.
There are usually around 8-12 players online at peak times.
Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and certain plugins for grief protection and chat functionality are used.
Join the Discord server provided in the post and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
Yes, there is a Legacy Server for old maps and a Creative server for experimenting with builds.
DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel for communication.
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Many game modes available | High player count can cause lag |
| Active community and events | Premium account required for some features |
| Regular updates and new content | Can be overwhelming for new players |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Friendly community | Smaller player base |
| Unique gameplay features | Limited game modes compared to Hypixel |
| Regular giveaways and events | Lack of premium features |
MineHaven offers a more personal and community-focused experience compared to the larger Hypixel server. While Hypixel excels in the variety of game modes and content, MineHaven aims to provide a unique and friendly environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together. It ultimately depends on the player’s preference for a larger or smaller server community.
Legend has it that the ancient civilization that once inhabited our server worshipped the almighty boob goddess, and she left behind treasures for those brave enough to seek them out. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the boobs and become the richest player on the server?
But beware, for there are also boob monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce on unsuspecting players. Only the bravest and most skilled adventurers will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.
So come join us on our server and embark on the quest of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the mystery of boobs and become a legend in your own right!
But wait, there’s more! Our oak trees have a secret power – they can actually talk! That’s right, you’ll never be lonely again with your new tree BFF. Imagine the conversations you’ll have while chopping wood together or just hanging out in the forest.
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is raving about our oak trees. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to befriend a talking tree and rate it like a true tree connoisseur. See you in the forest!