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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.
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Our semi-vanilla survival SMP wants you! We have developed an incredibly fun and unique experience that is NOT pay to win! Players can level up their ranks just by simply playing on the server. We feature a completely customized gem economy, a personalized questing system that resembles the likes of a “battlepass” in other games, a robust server shop to spend your gems, dozens and dozens of unique, custom enchantments to try, and much much more!
Experience the true essence of vanilla gameplay with a touch of quality-of-life improvements. At PureConstruct, we strive to provide a server that stays true to the core Minecraft experience while enhancing it with just the right amount of features. Inspired by the renowned Hermitcraft server, we aim to foster a community of dedicated players who appreciate creativity, collaboration, and a thriving economy.
Our server is fresh and brimming with opportunities. We are actively seeking a close-knit player base of around 20 individuals who share our vision of a respectful and engaging Minecraft environment. To ensure a vibrant and dedicated community, applications will be required, and we kindly request that all players be 18 years of age or older, ensuring an environment tailored for mature players.
As a server, we emphasize player-driven initiatives and encourage the development of a bustling economy and infrastructure. From grand construction projects to innovative redstone creations, there’s room for everyone to leave their mark on our evolving world. Our minimal use of plugins ensures that the Minecraft experience remains largely untouched, preserving the sense of discovery and adventure that makes the game so captivating.
Join us at PureConstruct and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Immerse yourself in a thriving community, collaborate with like-minded individuals, and shape a world that reflects your ingenuity. Are you ready to be a part of something special? Apply now and let your Minecraft adventures unfold!
NashLounge is a custom survival experience Minecraft Server, Survival SMP, Offering unique content , Friendly staff, and looking for players just like you!
– Land claims
– Go into a downed state when you die
– Revive players
– If you bleed out while down, you get a 12hr death ban
– Economy
– Player Shops
– Streamer Friendly!
– Set Home
– Spawn
– Warps
And so much more!
Are you ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Look no further than Canyon Craft, a captivating survival server running Minecraft 1.20, you can join with the Java and Bedrock client! Prepare to embark on an exhilarating journey in our community-driven world!
Explore our Dynamic Maps:
Step into the breathtaking landscapes of Canyon Craft! Discover the intricate details of our dynamic maps using Dynmap at https://map.canyoncraft.net, or immerse yourself in the stunning visuals of Bluemap at https://bluemap.canyoncraft.net. Uncover hidden treasures and embark on thrilling adventures!
Challenge the Wild:
Canyon Craft embraces the spirit of survival with its challenging gameplay. Set on hard difficulty, it will push your skills and strategic thinking to the limit. Can you conquer the hostile mobs and overcome the unforgiving environments? Prove your mettle on Canyon Craft!
Whitelisted for a Mature Community:
Canyon Craft is a server for mature players who value respect and camaraderie. To join our exclusive community, hop onto our Discord server at https://canyoncraft.net/discord. Fill out a whitelist application and show us that you are ready to be part of our tight-knit group of dedicated players.
Join us now and let the ultimate Minecraft adventure on Canyon Craft begin!
ApexSMP is a brand new lifesteal SMP server!
here you can play minecraft as usual. all ranks can be bought with ingame money, the money can be obtained by playing.
The Together We Survive Pixelmon server’s team welcomes you! / Welcome to the Together We Survive Pixelmon server team!
English: If you like pokémons and want to play on a modded minecraft server, than you’re at the right place! This is an English – Hungarian pixelmon survival server! 🇭🇺 / 🇬🇧
Hungarian: If you like pokemons and are looking for a good mod minecraft server, then you are in the right place, because this is a Hungarian-English Pokemon Survival server! 🇭🇺 / 🇬🇧
What you’ll find on the server / A szerveren megtalálható: Shiny starters, Marketplace (WIP), GTS, Wonder Trade, EV Training, Crates for custom palettes, Crates for rare pokémons, Tournament Arena, Battle Tower, Ranks for pokédex percentages, Player controlled GYM’s
Free to play open Minecraft Java server for Breach.gg community.
We are looking for mods and admins.
Free server hosting.
Your suggestions:
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The server is very community focused, the players basically make all of the rules in-game and build their own nations!
We enjoy building, and a touch of roleplay here and there!
The server is very close to a Vanilla Minecraft experience with a few tweaks added here and there.
There’s infinite possibilities and I hope to see you there!
