OMG u won’t believe dis Minecraft server! We give pigs and rabbits 3D-printed penises so dey can get their mojo back! It’s a world-first, bro! Dese penile implants make dem able to mate and have babies in just weeks after da surgery! Join dis server for all da crazy animal shenanigans! It’s a wild ride, fam! 🐷🐰🍆 #PenisPower #MinecraftMadness
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Pixel Pork Procreation
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SpermCraft: Live Longer Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the sperm is strong and the players are even stronger! we have found that men with high quality sperm live longer, so imagine how long you’ll live after playing on our server! with over 80,000 players, we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, mining, and battling your way to victory. those who produce over 120 million swimming sperm per ejaculate will have the ultimate advantage in our server, living two to three years longer than those who produce less than 5 million. so come on, join us and let your sperm lead the way to victory!
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BlockyBirds & The Bees
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We offer a unique sex ed class where you can learn all about the birds and the bees while building your dream world. Who knew learning could be so fun and blocky at the same time? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
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Pill Popper’s Playhouse
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like takin a birth control pill for ur competitive drive! u know dem natural fluctuations in fertility don’t mess with ur game, but once u pop dat hormonal contraceptive, u gonna be chillin like a villain.come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.
so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!
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CondomCreeper Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where we have this epic rule that if you get caught stealthing in-game, you gotta do a silly dance in front of everyone at spawn! And if you lie about having birth control, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It’s like, totally wild, right?But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!
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PillPopper’s Teen Baby Boom Bust
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the birth control pill for teen pregnancies! Swedan data shows dat once u pop on dis server, teen births be droppin’ like flies! It’s like magic, but wit blocky characters and creepers! So come on, join us and be part of da revolution against teen pregnancies in Minecraft world! Let’s make dem numbers drop faster than a stack of sand in a desert biome!
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NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server
So, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with adorable baby villagers. But wait, there’s a twist – these villagers are all cursed with a condition that prevents them from ever growing up! Join our server and help these poor little villagers live their best tiny lives.But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
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VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!
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ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun
hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!
so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!
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Polymer Preggo Cure Craft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a secret weapon against creepers – DRUG NANOCARRIER POLYMERSOMES. these bad boys target those pesky protein cells responsible for choriocarcinoma, a rare pregnancy-related cancer. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got science on our side! join now and be part of the most lit and scientifically advanced minecraft server out there! #creeperfreezone #polymersomepower