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DadDramaCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, breadwinner, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, cultural expectations, DadDramaCraft, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, generational differences, hosting family, hurt feelings, intergenerational conflict, overheard conversation, patriarchal attitudes, reprimanding, Respect, traditional gender roles

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	2536
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1453
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re cruising around in your brand new virtual car, showing off to all your friends on the server. But wait, here comes your dad, trying to steal your ride and leave you with the old clunker. Not on our watch! Stand up to your virtual dad and let him know who’s boss in this virtual world.

With a community full of supportive players and plenty of opportunities for fun, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual drama unfold in the most epic way possible!

KidCraftParentingFun

Agreement, Argument, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotions, family, husband, KidCraftParentingFun, Kids, love, outside world, parenting, reprimanding, Respect, trolling, Twins

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	4911
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trolling is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the husband in this story, you can unleash your inner prankster and stir up some chaos.

Join us for a chance to test your trolling skills on unsuspecting players, just like how this husband trolled his own children. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make someone cry (in-game, of course)!

But don’t worry, we also promote love and equality on our server, just like how this mom reassured her daughter that she loves them both equally. So come on in and spread some laughter and tears, all in good fun!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a master troll like this husband, or just want to experience some wild family dynamics like in this story, then join us today! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

#supercomputer, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Biggest, BUILD, cancer research, computational power, cure cancer, data analysis, dont, future technology, innovation, machine learning, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, Quantum, quantum AI, quantum computing, quantum supercomputer, research, science questions, scientific advancements, scientific discovery, smp, Technology, worlds

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

brand competition, brand image, brand loyalty., brand recognition, brand reputation, controversial statements, Crafty, Cunt, customer opinions, customer satisfaction, derogatory terms, food preferences, insults, long tail tags, marketing strategies, Minecraft, offensive language, offensive remarks, pizza industry, pizza preferences, popular pizza brand, public perception, Server, you’re a cunt

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Farms Harvested:	867	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

bathroom, cleanliness, contamination, Dangerous, health hazards, health risks, healthy risks, hygiene, infection control, Minecraft, Plumbing, public health, public restrooms, safety risks, sanitation, sanitation guidelines, sanitation practices, smp, stop using, TOILET, toilet safety, toilets, troubles, waste management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	185

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7073
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRD1.SKYBARS.ME

Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

career decisions, Decision making, determination, Epic, Fauna, Faunas, future plans, hololive, INDEPENDENCE, indie, learning experiences, life choices, Minecraft, MISTAKES, moving on, next chapter, perseverance, personal growth, regrets, Self Discovery, Server, success, support system, worst decisions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

better luck, better luck next time, big, big chuuba, cee, chuuba, dee, Dee Em Cee, female streamers, Gaming, HEEYAH, known retard, learning the game, LUCK, Minecraft, new toy, new toy spam, obligateed, Play, play the games, smp, Spam, Streamers, Stringer spam, try learning, video games, weeks pass

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	2666	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

agricultural transformation, agriculture technology, business evolution, family business, family legacy, Family Values, Farmers, farming heritage, farming innovation, generational business, innovation in agriculture, Minecraft, mom’s maiden name, rural development, rural entrepreneurship, Server, small business success, small farmer family, soil company, soil management, sustainable farming practices, tech company, technology integration

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	177	Dragons Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4896

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

Adventure, amazing music, clocktower, COOLEST, coolest shit, discovery, emotional, Epic, Fly Around, Gaming, Hidden Gem, INTENSE, KH1, kingdom hearts, memorable moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nuts, smp, Soul, Soundtrack, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

Assistance, Budget, Charitable, Closure, Conclusion, DEADLINE, ending, finance, financial aid, financial support, funding, Fundings, grant, Minecraft, MONEY, Nonprofit, organization, philanthropy, Resources, Server, Support, Termination, tfw

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2493
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dimension Hops:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Votes:	7262	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

anti-pope, Bergoglio, catholic church, Catholic News Agency, catholicism, Church, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Destruction, FAITH, false, false Pope, inside job, Minecraft, notre dame cathedral, Paris, Party, pope francis, POPES, Religion, REOPENING, scandal, smp, Vatican

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!