We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.
So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!
ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!
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| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| Inappropriate messages | Racism, profanity, sexual references, etc. are not allowed |
| Bug abuse | Using obviously unintended features is not allowed |
| Macroing | Autoclickers and passive-play are not allowed |
| Visiting under construction | Requires staff permission |
| Scamming | Any form of scamming is against the rules |
| Griefing and stealing | Not allowed, contact Admin for rollback |
| Killing in player’s home | Not allowed, defined by structure ownership |
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.
Join us for epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bananas as Wu Kong himself. Trust us, once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the Wu Kong sequel that everyone is talking about!
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride pigs into battle while wielding carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding llamas). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come!
Forget about midterms and family obligations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is way more supportive than any stepmom or dad could ever be.
So come join us and escape the drama for a while. Who needs a baby baptism when you can have a creeper explosion party instead? Let’s block and roll!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and battling alien villagers.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most prized possessions. And rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!