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/The Fluffy Chickens Minecraft SMP/ – Short and Stuffed Edition

Archive, artists, chickens, discussion, Edition, Fatfur, female, fetishes, Fluffy, Fresh, Furaffinity, height, Images, kemono party, Minecraft, Paid Content, pastebin, Reposting, short, slow pace, smp, Stuffed, sub-fetishes, Waifurs, Writefag

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! This server is dedicated to all things female fatfur, where we embrace short and stuffed characters in all their glory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious discussions, insane stories, and a never-ending stream of images that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Our writefags are on fire, our pastebin is overflowing with madness, and our paid content will blow your mind (and your wallet).

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of artist downloads, a furaffinity archive that will make your jaw drop, and a QOTT that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, keep it female, keep it fat, and keep it absolutely ridiculous.

ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

3d, anatomy, Archive, artists, bad anatomy, balance, ChunkyChick, discussion, Edition, Fatfur, female, fetishes, Furaffinity, Images, kemono party, Minecraft, Paid Content, pastebin, QoTT, Reposting, slow pace, smp, sub-fetishes, Thread, Writefag

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6445	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

astonishingbouncysheldrake, BJ video, CONTENT, Content Creation, content distribution, deleted link, digital content, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online sharing, op, redgifs, repost, Reposting, reposting content, Server, sharing, social media, User-generated content, video sharing, viral content

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

AIYouTubeCraft SMP

#youtube, ai, AI Voice, AIYouTubeCraft, algorithm, Content Creation, Daily Uploads, Grow fast, Instagram content, jumpstart YouTube channel, minecraft parkour, Reposting, shorts, smp, social media strategy, stupid reels, subway surfers, video production, Videos, youtube growth, youtube tips

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane parkour challenges that will have you jumping off your seat (literally)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground subway system where you can race against other players in a high-speed showdown. And if that’s not enough, we have AI voices narrating your every move as you conquer the obstacles in front of you.

And if you’re worried about growing your YouTube channel, don’t fret! Our server is the perfect place to jumpstart your career. Just repost some content from Instagram and watch the views roll in. And if you really want to assault the algorithm, just post 10 videos a day of you dominating our crazy challenges.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

TweeterCraft: OP Copy-Paste Madness!

Authenticity, blue checkmark, Bots, copy paste, CopyPaste, digital age, digital identity, internet culture, madness, online behavior, Online Community, online engagement, online interaction, online presence, real people, Reposting, social media, social-networking, Technology, tweet, TweeterCraft, Twitter search, viral content

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Animals Bred:	171	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring, repetitive Minecraft servers filled with bots and fake accounts? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens or building a giant toilet castle just for laughs. Who needs boring old Twitter when you can join our server and experience the ultimate chaos in Minecraft? Don’t be a bot, be a part of our crazy community today!

Pre-2010 Meme Vault: Where Minecraft Legends Were Born

2010posting, Born, digital age, digital content, internet community, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, Legends, meme, meme appreciation, meme creators, Meme culture, meme evolution, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online humor, online sharing, online trends, organic content, Pre2010, Reposting, social media, VAULT, viral content

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old memes from before 2010? Well, look no further because our server is here to revive the meme game with fresh, never-before-seen content! Join us and witness the resurrection of hilarious memes that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is like a time machine back to the golden age of internet humor, where every block you break unleashes a wave of nostalgia and laughter. Say goodbye to stale reposts and hello to original, gut-busting jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual Minecraft house.

Don’t be stuck in the past with outdated memes, join our server and be part of the meme revolution! Who needs life support when you have our server pumping out the freshest, dankest memes this side of the Minecraft universe? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the meme magic begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, cuck, deku, determination, Edition, friendship, Hero, Manga, nuff said, power, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkCraft, SHONEN, society, strength, SuperHero, Training, Villain

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

1. Masturbation, 10. sexual satisfaction, 11. taboo, 12. intimate moment, 13. private pleasure, 14. solo sex, 15. visual stimulation, 16. sensual experience, 17. personal pleasure, 18. guilty pleasure, 19. self-love, 2. adult content, 20. adult entertainment., 3. explicit content, 4. sexual pleasure, 5. fantasy, 6. arousal, 7. erotica, 8. sexual release, 9. self-pleasure, Jerk, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Quest

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Country, Crafty, Edition, hair status, McCraftface, your country, your hair status

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

73849829, Daily, Daily Edition, discussion, doogFubuki, fbkAyame, individual member, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, lolz, love, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, watch, YODAYOsub

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Void Gems Collected:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Star Shards Collected:	123	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

banned, Community, computer games, Crafty, Epic, Fails, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, Join, linux, Linux users, lol, lolz, mfw, multiplayer, Noobs, not a good day, online ban, online friends, online gaming, Playing, poppybros, restrictions, Technology, virtual world, Wins

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Meteorites Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

awkwardness, blocks, communication difficulties, confusion, emotional intelligence, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, ODDITY, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Interaction, Social Skills, strange person, StrangeCraft, Understanding, UNIQUENESS, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

Bother, continue, decision, Effort, Explore, follow, Further, Interest, invest, mediocre, Mineville, next, not into, okay, pass, reason, series, Skip, Super, Time, watch, worth it

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?