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MediCraft Server: 1,800+ Facilities Destroyed

Conflict, War, violence, devastation, full-scale invasion

so, liek, imagine if ur minecraft world was under attack by, liek, evil mobs and u had to, liek, fight to survive and protect ur land. well, that’s, liek, the vibe of our server, but on a whole other level.

we got over 1,800 medical facilities that have been, liek, totally wrecked by the invasion of, liek, crazy mobs. but don’t worry, u can help rebuild and save lives by joining our server and taking on epic quests to restore peace and order.

u can team up with other players, build ur own fortresses, and even battle giant bosses that will test ur skills to the max. plus, there’s, liek, secret treasures hidden all over the map that u can discover and claim as ur own.

so, if u’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in a world where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us and show those evil mobs who’s boss. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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CraftyBibiVsTrump

Politico, international relations, Reports, Politics, Israel-US relations

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u can build the most insane structures and mine for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. plus, there’s this legend that if u find the secret hidden portal, u get transported to a land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. no joke, bro.

oh, and get this, there’s this crazy rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. imagine creepers doing the cha-cha, it’s wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of the server is actually a wizard in disguise. he can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn your pet wolf into a unicorn. it’s like living in a fantasy world, but, like, for real.

so, what are u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and let the adventures begin. who knows what kind of madness u’ll encounter. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, intelligence, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, threat, president

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

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Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

Whitelist, PvP, Server, redditors, Funky

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.

RwandaCraft: Keir’s Axe Day

international relations, Day, rwanda plan, Axe, cabinet

OMG so like, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Prime Minister Keir Starmer choppin’ down trees and buildin’ houses like a pro! He axes Rwanda plan but he’s all about dem blocks and pixels now, y’all! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and watch as Keir Starmer becomes the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs politics when you got blocky adventures waiting for ya?! Let’s get crafty, baby!

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CraftyRishiResigns

Friday morning, Resign, rishi sunak, Reports, Conservative Party leader

lol u guys heard bout dis new minecraft server? it’s so lit u gotta join ASAP! like, Rishi Sunak is gonna resign as Conservative Party leader just to play on dis server, that’s how good it is! we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give u hugs instead of exploding, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that make u fly like a majestic unicorn! come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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DroneCraft: China’s Allies

WARFARE, Advanced weaponry, Eastern powers, strategic partnership, global security

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find out that china is like, making attack drones to help russia in the game. like, what even is that? u gotta join this server to see these drones in action, man. it’s like a whole new level of pvp, but with attack drones, bro. u won’t find that anywhere else, i swear. come join us and witness the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CraftyThoughtsMC

apply, timely fashion, compassionate guide, Requirements, Reports

hey gamers! are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you!

join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll never want to leave!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start a flash mob. or maybe you’re building a castle and a herd of llamas come by to offer decorating tips. anything can happen on our server!

plus, our moderators are the coolest cats around. they’re like the superheroes of the minecraft world, swooping in to save the day and keep the peace. they’re so fast at responding to reports, it’s like they have super speed!

so come on down to our server and join the fun. who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

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CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

leaderboard, Holostars, Reports, Trading, national TV

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

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WazzaniWarsMC

Military, violence, Reports, Arab media, international news

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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