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QudsCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how everyone thought that dude from Iran’s Quds Force was, like, totally dead? Well, guess what, he’s actually alive! But get this, he’s, like, under arrest now! Can you believe it? It’s, like, a soap opera up in here! Join our Minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top secret government conspiracy while you’re at it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history! -
KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!
OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! ððĢðĨ -
COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server
OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen -
CraftyPutin2021
so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays ðĪĢðĪŠðēð -
Discord Blocked Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time! -
BoutCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.
So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! ðŦðĢðĨ
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server! -
Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?
so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!
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NasrallahsHideout69
so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u gotta find the hidden treasure and stuff, well, dis server is like dat but on steriods, man. we got secret bases and hidden loot all over da place.one time, dis player found a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when dey tried to take it, a giant zombie pigman came outta nowhere and started doin the macarena. it was wild, dude.
also, we got crazy events like a giant chicken invasion where u gotta fight off a hoard of cluckers tryin to take over da server. it’s intense, bro.
plus, we got custom mobs like a creeper that explodes into confetti and a skeleton that shoots rainbows. it’s like a party in Minecraft all da time.
so come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await on dis epic server. trust me, u won’t regret it.