BlenderCraft: Miss Switzerland Edition

assault, blender incident, BlenderCraft, brutality, crime, Crime Scene, domestic violence, Edition, former model, horrific, husband, investigation, Justice, Kristina Joksimovic, Miss Switzerland finalist, murder, Police investigation, Reports, Shocking.., switzerland, Tragedy, Victim, world news

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	149
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	288692	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have a player who survived being pureed in a blender by her husband!!! come see kristina joksimovic in all her blended glory as she builds amazing structures with her blender hands. watch out for her smoothie attacks, they’re deadly! join now for a chance to witness this insane story unfold in the virtual world of minecraft!

MissileCraft Server

alarmed, Completed, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, IMMINENT, international relations, iran, Iranian, Military, missile transfer, MissileCraft, national security, nuclear proliferation, Reports, russia, sanctions, Server, united states, US, weapons proliferation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	3297
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit even the US is shook? well, this server is so insane that even Iran and Russia are teaming up to transfer missiles just to try and take it down. like, imagine the chaos and epic battles that will go down on this server. join now if u wanna be part of the most intense minecraft experience ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. let’s show those missile-transferring countries who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

BlockyCommieBankBan

banking sector, BlockyCommieBankBan, Chinese banks, cross-border transactions, diplomatic relations, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial news, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, money transfers, political pressure, Reports, Reuters, russia, sanctions, trade restrictions, Transactions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9004	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Animals Bred:	120
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	10000
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

HijabHavocMC

BREAKING, Deep Concern, discrimination, hijab law, HijabHavocMC, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iranian, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Police, religious freedom, Reports, Shot, social justice, US, violence, VOICES, WOMAN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mines Excavated:	2557	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dimension Hops:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

lol join our minecraft server if u dont wanna get shot for breaking hijab law like in iran 😱 our server is a safe haven for all players, no crazy police here just blocky fun 🤪 build ur dream house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of talking chickens 🐔 who knows what adventures await on our server, so join now before the hijab police come for u too 👀 #minecraftfun #nopoliceallowed #talkingchickens

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and chat reports vanish faster than my diamonds!

Adrenaline, Anarchy, Battles, canvas, challenge, Chaos, Chat, Claim, Community, creativity, diamonds, dreams, Dungeons, Faster, History, paint, Play, Playground, Protection, regulations, REIGNS, Reports, Resources, smp, TEAM, Treasures, Vanilla, vanish, vigilance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Towns Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is VPG?	VPG is a classic anarchy server with no plugins, offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience.
Is there any rules on VPG?	No, VPG operates on the principle of anarchy, allowing players to have total freedom in their gameplay.
How do I join a team on VPG?	Join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find and connect with other players to form a team.
What makes VPG unique?	VPG offers a vast world size of 16×16 million blocks, a thriving community, and a commitment to quality, security, and comfort for players.
Can I protect my creations on VPG?	There are no claim or protection plugins on VPG, so players must rely on their skills and strategies to defend their builds and resources.

Stinky SMP: Where the Mods Stink, the Resets Don’t Exist, and Chat Reports are a Myth!

1.20.1, Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, Chat, Claims, Custom, Discord, dont, Exist, fair, Graves, Griefing, Inclusivity, invite, java, killing, Longevity, love, Minecraft, Modded, Moderation, Mods, Myth, Nomad, Optimisers, Origins, Peace, Performance, planet minecraft, PvP, Reports, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Server, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Special Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal client-side lag and high server specs
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both peaceful and PvP gameplay
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area but not in the Safezone area, unless with consent.

Q: Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

A: Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced.

Q: Are there any server resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?

A: You can appeal any punishment by contacting the server moderators through the Discord channel.

Q: Is the server beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and playstyles, providing a welcoming community for everyone.

MoxMexicanMadness

global health emergency, mexico, MoxMexicanMadness, mpox, new cases, Reports, three, Who

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE MADNESS THAN A MEXICAN MPX OUTBREAK!

WE GOT CREEPERS MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A TACO BELL BURRITO, AND ZOMBIES MORE HUNGRY THAN A PACK OF CHIHUAHUAS AT A TACO STAND!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE FIESTA IN TIA JUANA LOOK LIKE A SNOOZEFEST! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MORE CHAOS THAN A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!

SO IF YOU’RE READY FOR A WILD RIDE, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S GET THIS FIESTA STARTED! AY CARAMBA! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

KerchCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, danger, emergency, evacuation, explosion incident, explosions, Fire, Kerch, KerchCraft, Local Media, military activity, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, Reports, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, violence, war zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	2237	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Emeralds Found:	9479	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from creeper attacks and the only fire you’ll encounter is from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket! forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only news reports are about epic battles and daring adventures. join now for a chance to witness legendary battles between players and mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1445	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Craziness: The Server Where the Fun Begins!

Anime, Beginning, Begins.., catchy, chorus, Crafty, Craziness, culture, engrish lyrics, Entertainment, Foreign, Fun, INTRO, japanese, Language, Lyrics, Melody, Music, opening starts, Rhythm, Server, song, Start, translation, verse

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the pigs fly! Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a HOUSE. They used it to build a castle so grand, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And that player? They became the ruler of our server, with all the diamonds and emeralds their heart desired.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a creeper under a shower of glittering diamonds.

So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows what treasures you’ll find or what friends you’ll make along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Blockheads, critical thinking, cyberculture, digital literacy, discussion, forum, humor, intelligence, internet culture, internet intelligence, meme, online behavior, Online Community, sarcasm, Smart, social media, Technology, trolling, viral content

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	3474

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

AMBITION, american culture, aspirations, body image, certified chad, chadcraft, Confidence, determination, dreams, feel, giants, goals, height, Insecurity, Masculinity, personal growth, physical appearance, Potential, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, shorties, societal standards, success

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	4890	Mines Excavated:	2999
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!

acceptance, burden, Communication, confess, ConfessCraft, confession, CREEPERS, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, Redemption, regret, relationships, Release, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Spill, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Confess Minecraft server, where you can let out all your deepest secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs!

Join us if you want to confess your undying love for Creepers or if you have a secret obsession with mining diamonds in your sleep.

Our server is filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items and rare blocks. But be careful, you might stumble upon a group of zombie villagers having a dance party!

If you’re feeling brave, take a dip in our lava pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale. Or challenge other players to a build-off where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day.

So come join us on Confess and let your inner Minecraft warrior shine! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you confess it all in the chat.

RAT Plebs Minecraft Server

camaraderie, classic, Community, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, ONLINE, pleb, plebs, rat, Retro, Server, squad, TEAM, Throwback, video games, vintage

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ores Mined:	3063
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the elite players reign supreme! If you were in RAT back in the day, you’re a pleb. Simple as that. But fear not, for on our server, you can leave your pleb days behind and ascend to greatness!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, treasure hunts that lead to diamond-studded toilets, and building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend on our server. Join now and show the world that you are no longer a pleb, but a Minecraft master!

Forever Alone Craft

Craft, cultural expectations, DATING, equality, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, love, Masculinity, Men, Politics, relationships, romantic relationships, Single life, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	148	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll find a girlfriend! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that even the most socially awkward players will have a girlfriend in no time.

Join us and witness the revolution in the Minecraft dating world. Our server is like a virtual love potion, attracting potential partners from all corners of the blocky universe.

But beware, the political implications of finding a girlfriend on our server are huge. You might become a target for jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual love away. Will you be able to defend your relationship and build a fortress of love to protect it?

So come on, join us and see for yourself the wonders of our Minecraft server. Who knew that mining blocks and slaying zombies could lead to finding true love?

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, blue archive, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Events, Galore, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Normals, PVs, Resources, Shibasaki Ramen, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	188	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey filled with adventure, laughs, and absolute madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you! Yes, that’s right, breakdancing creepers! Only on our server will you find such entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! How about riding a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a nether portal and into a land of unicorns and rainbows? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

body image, body positivity, ChunkyCraft, doesnt, encouragement, fat, FITNESS, health, matter, mental health, motivation, obese, obesity, overweight, physical health, reminder, ROBOT, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, SIZE, weight, wellness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	6101	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz

action, anticipation, binge-worthy, Character development, cliffhangers, Drama, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, MAYHEM, Minecraft, must watch, Mystery, New Release, plot twists, Sci Fi, SEASON 2, Suspense, Thriller, TV series, Upcoming, when

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Animals Bred:	56
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	4027	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Get ready for Season 2 of our Minecraft server, where the pigs have learned how to fly and the creepers have started breakdancing! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies have formed their own boy band.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest water slide, where players can ride down on boats while dodging flaming arrows and dodging pesky skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Disco Enderman to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for Season 2 of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Losing is Winning!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our insane server where you can experience a 650% increase in fun compared to other servers!

Join us and you’ll be saying, “Wow, 650%! How could I lose?” as you embark on epic quests, battle giant chickens, and build floating castles in the sky!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret unicorn petting zoo, a disco party cave, and a time-traveling hot tub that will take you back to the dinosaur age!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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