Reports – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

KyivCraft: $20.9B Aid Package!

20.9B, aid, bloomberg, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, EU, european security, european union, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aid, military intervention, military support, package, peacekeeping efforts, Reports, SECURITY, Ukraine

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even the EU is preparing a military aid package for us worth $20.9 billion! like, who needs diamonds when you got that kind of cash, amirite? we’re so powerful, even the creepers are scared of us. join now and be part of the most epic battles and adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and become a legend in the minecraft world!

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SyriaDroneStrikeMC Server

air base, airstrike, ATTACKED, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Drones, intelligence, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Reports, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Syria, SyriaDroneStrikeMC, Technology, Terrorism, UAVs, War

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a russian air base in syria attacked by drones! we got so much epic stuff goin on, u wont even believe it!

we got creepers dat explode like fireworks, makin da sky light up in a beautiful display of chaos! we got villagers dat trade u diamonds for dirt, cuz dey crazy like dat. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, like giant chickens dat shoot laser beams outta dere eyes!

but wait, dere’s more! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden all over da map. and if u can find dem, u’ll be rewarded with da rarest loot in all da land. plus, we got events happenin all da time, like zombie apocalypse parties and build battles where u can show off ur epic building skills.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where every day is a new adventure and every block is a new opportunity for fun! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness dat goes down here.

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ShadowFleetRaiders

Black sea, crackdown, Europe, european union, illegal, illicit activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Maritime, Politico, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, seizures, shadow fleet, ShadowFleetRaiders, Ships, SMUGGLING, Vessels

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE WE’LL SEIZE YOUR SHIPS LIKE EUROPE WANTS TO SEIZE RUSSIA’S SHADOW FLEET! YOU DON’T WANT TO END UP LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT A SAIL, DO YA? COME JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND BUILDING MADNESS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR SKIN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SHIPS TAKEN AWAY BY EUROPE, THAT IS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

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CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

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Blocktopia: Aluminum Alchemy & Bank Bashing

Alchemy, aluminum, aluminum industry, Bank, Banks, bashing, blocktopia, bloomberg, current events, Economy, EU, european union, finance, financial institutions, international relations, maritime fleet, News, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian aluminium, sanctions, sanctions list, shadow fleet, Trade

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit! we got EU preparing sanctions against Russian aluminium, like whaaat? And 15 banks and shadow fleet getting involved too, like, so much drama! join us for the craziest adventure ever, where anything can happen! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the server and have your own shadow fleet, lolz. Don’t miss out on all the madness, join now!

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BirdFluCraft Minecraft Server

avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluCraft, disease control, H5N1, H7N9, health, human case, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quarantine, Reports, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, uk, United Kingdom, zoonotic

OMG u guys u gotta join dis server cuz we got bird flu but in Minecraft form!!! like u can be a chicken but also have the flu and spread it to other players hahaha so funny right?? come join us for some infectious fun and see who can survive the longest without turning into a zombie chicken!!! it’s gonna be a cluckin’ good time, trust me!!! 🐔🤒🧟‍♂️

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RyazanCraft: Drone Strike Mayhem

breaking news, Damage, drone, drone attack, drone strike, emergency, energy crisis, environmental disaster, explosion, Fire, flames, industrial accident, investigation, MAYHEM, News, OIL INDUSTRY, Oil Refinery, refinery fire, Reports, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, Safety concerns, strike

come join our epic minecraft server where we set russia’s ryazan oil refinery on fire with DRONES!!! yea you heard that right, we are straight up savage on this server. if you wanna be part of the chaos and destruction, then this is the place for you. we have epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, where else can you say you were part of a drone strike in minecraft? join now and be part of the madness!

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GreenlandCraftEUtroops

Arctic, chief, Defense, deployment, EU, European troops, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Greenland, GreenlandCraftEUtroops, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military intervention, military presence, nato, Reports, SECURITY, strategy, WELT

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EUROPEAN TROOPS IN GREENLAND, YO. LIKE, IMAGINE FIGHTING CREEPERS WITH A EUROPEAN SOLDIER BY YOUR SIDE. THEY’LL BE LIKE, “OI MATE, WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!” AND YOU’LL BE LIKE, “THANKS, EUROPEAN SOLDIER DUDE!” PLUS, WE GOT PENGUINS IN GREENLAND TOO, SO YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE. IT’S LIT, FAM. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE PENGUINS TAKE OVER THE SERVER! #GREENLANDINVASION #EUROPEANTROOPSROCK

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TerrorCraft: GreenCardGrieferTelAviv

breaking news, Conflict, current events, extremism, foreign policy, green card holder, GreenCardGrieferTelAviv, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reports, SECURITY, Tel Aviv, terror attack, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.S, united states, violence, world news

omg u guys u gotta join this server it’s like the wildest ride of ur life u can build ur own house and battle dragons and stuff but get this, one time a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server causing chaos everywhere lmao it was so epic u gotta see it to believe it so come join us and experience the madness for urself! also, there’s a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about so if u wanna be in the inner circle u gotta join now before it’s too late! #potatoparty #minecraftmadness

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CraftyCanuckMC

Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states

so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.

oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.

so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

asset repository, CraftyWasteland, CREEPERS, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 76, Fallout General, fev, Fog, Harley, MEDIAFIRE, modding, modlist, new vegas, pastebin, Pit, Resources, revolver build, Spreadsheet, steam community, worries

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

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CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

Analysis, commentary, CommieCraft, culture, current events, debate, discussion, education, equality, Ideology, Iron, left wing, Leftist, liberal, Media, News, opinion, ore, podcasts, Political, progressive, r9k, social justice, Socialists, society

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

algorithm, annoyance, BBC, blocky, Boys, broadcasting, club, Communication, CREEPERS, Digital, Frustration, internet, Media, News, norm, ONLINE, OVERLOAD, question.., Repetitive, social media, Spam, Technology, time of day, trending, viral, worries

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

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Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

Affected, Africa, club, comedy, Confused, confusion, continent, CREEPERS, disparity, Domain, EXPLAIN, Explanation, health, HIV, humor, image, INEQUALITY, North Africa, pandemic, question.., Race, sense, Skeletons, somebody, Understanding, Virus, White Man

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

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BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

BlockBusterCraft, dimitri, dreams, EN bros, Life, pixelated, technology fail, vcr, VCR cassette, VCR collection, VCR format, VCR history, VCR maintenance, VCR nostalgia, VCR obsolete, VCR player, VCR recording, VCR repair, VCR retro, VCR tape, VCR technology, VCR VHS, VCR vintage

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

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Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

battle, blocks, Blue, blue team, bragging, color psychology, Competitive Gaming, game aesthetics, game balance, game customization, game design, game development, game diversity, game innovation, Game Mechanics, Game Strategy, game themes, game theory, game trends, gaming industry, madness, Minecraft, player experience, player preferences, red, red team, RIGHTS, team colors, Teams

Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!

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MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

artbook, blocks, booru, chapter 2, comicbin, Deltarune, Demo, determination, Digging, extra content, fangamebin, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merch, MineTale, New game, Old Game, progress, recommendbin, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, Undertale, world, writebins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

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Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

aggression, Behavior, blocky, bragging, bros, Btches, collide, Communication, comparison, Competition, Conflict, disadvantageous, disadvantages, Evolution, evolutionary, evolutionary biology, gender, Human nature, Minecraft, mock, Psychology, relationships, Server, social dynamics, Stereotypes, vindictive, Women, Worthless

Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

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Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

adorable, attractive, beauty, Bunny, Bunny Girl, charming, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chiyas, Competition, Corner, Craft, crazy, cute, diamonds, Drool, feminine charm, kind-hearted, kindest, lovable, loyal friend, MOST BEAUTIFUL, Most feminine, Most loyal, reminder, rules, Sexiest, sweetest, Ujimatsu

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!

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GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

action, belief systems, deity, divine intervention, doubt, existential crisis, faith crisis, GodlessCraft, grappling with faith, Higher power, lost in the darkness, missing, questioning existence, questioning faith, Religion, searching for answers, seeking enlightenment, seeking guidance, seeking meaning, seeking purpose, Soul searching, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, where is your god now

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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