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CraftyCrimeWitnesses

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and crazy Minecraft adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic crimes in Minecraft history! From stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players to building giant lava pits to trap your enemies, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who knows, you might even become a notorious criminal mastermind yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels to prove your skills and dominance. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	131	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4767	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	250
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

Cards, Competition, Couch, Defeat, Disappointment, Event, exhaustion, holiday, Itis, Jobbed, Loss, Minecraft, smp, Struggle, Thanksgiving, Thanksplosion Battle Royal, Thrown, winning, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Votes:	2108	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

Competition, dolphins, Fans, field goals, football, Game, interceptions, matchup, Minecraft, NFL, packers, Players, Rivalry, Score, smp, sports, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Day, Thanksgivingbowl, Thread, touchdowns

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1563	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

ANECDOTES, episodes, Events, Experience, Flashbacks, Happened, Happenings, Incident, incidents, Memories, memory lane, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past, recall, Recollection, recollections, Reminiscing, smp, Stories, yeah

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1165	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	960
Mines Excavated:	3317	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.